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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.81 In reply to 37298.79 
The outfit I currently have planned will indeed be with fabulous shoes, I'm just not sure you'll agree on their fabulousness, which makes me ponder an outfit change...
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)  
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Anything with the name Westwood makes me puke.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)     
37298.83 In reply to 37298.82 
Even the studio which created the rather good (for its time) Blade Runner tie-in adventure game?

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)     
37298.84 In reply to 37298.81 

Dan, I am quivvering with anticipation. As long as you understand I'll be cowering in disgust at my own Bradford 'Priceless' footware which I'll be ready for you to mock.

 

Maybe you could take me shoe shopping in York? (Your round course).


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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)  
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Manthrob: There's an exception to every rule.

 

Mouse: I heart shopping, but I'm not good at spending my money on other people.

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 From:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)  
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What time would this be starting and finishing? It's just that I have a birthday party to have at some point that weekend and am not sure which day would be best.

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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)     
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Well, tradition dictates 11am Leeds railway station Wetherspoons for Farmhouse Breakfast, then aim to get on the 12:07 to York, arrive in York 12:30 and straight to Maltings. We usually wait around at The Maltings until there's what can be called a throng and move on from there about 2.00ish. Sound good?

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 From:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)  
 To:  Mouse      
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I was wondering more about the end time. If it lasts as long as the last one did I might need to leave a little bit early which would be a sad. :(

 

I'm wanting to be back in Keefley by 6ish.


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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)     
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No idea... they can tend to go on a bit and time becomes mushy to me after 3pm.

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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)     
37298.90 In reply to 37298.88 
They tend to go on as long as necessary. However, you're free to leave whenever you like. Come along at lunch time and depart by 5pm if you must. Or, you can stay until the last train back to Manthrob Towers. The choice is yours!
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 From:  Wench (AYLUSIA)  
 To:  Mouse      
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Would people approve if I bring a lemon drizzle cake?

 

Or do you think the pubs will be too disapproving of an external food source?


When you think of pie, do you think meat or fruit?
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Wench (AYLUSIA)     
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Ha, probably not in the pubs that don't sell food. Should we all bake a cake?

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 From:  Wench (AYLUSIA)  
 To:  Mouse      
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If we all did, that'd be a lot of cake :P

I'm baking a lot on Friday (Manthrob's oven usage permitting), ready for Oscar's birthday do, so I thought I'd make an extra lemon one for teh meat. It's super zesty.

When you think of pie, do you think meat or fruit?
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Wench (AYLUSIA)     
37298.94 In reply to 37298.93 
Eyup Missus.

Tell the ignorant fruit of my what-have-you to check my FB message to him so I can order the kit.

And the oven is yours. Though do bear in mind that as soon as we're collectively pissed we will find the ginormous Yorkshire pudding ghost pub.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Wench (AYLUSIA)  
 To:  Manthorp     
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Yay!

 

You may be required along with Oscar to act as quality assurance on some party foods. You may also be required to restrain Oscar from eating it all before the party.


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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
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Arrr! I have bought some train tickets today. Lets see if I can make it to this meat with only one set of tickets this time.


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  koswix     
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Hurrah!

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.98 In reply to 37298.97 
68 quid, you better make it worth my while, bitch :C


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  koswix     
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I shall arrive primed and ready to please.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.100 In reply to 37298.99 
I'm going to stock up on Crabbies Ginger for the train ride. I am officially naming it my Drink of Teh Summer :C 2010


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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