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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Dan (HERMAND)     
37298.61 In reply to 37298.60 
He says "HI!!" btw.

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 From:  Wench (AYLUSIA)  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.62 In reply to 37298.55 

Someone should plan a Midlands meet, save me going too far and I could bring Pork pie from Ye Olde Melton Town.

 

Not me though, I don't have my own house or anything, so I wouldn't know where people could stay.


When you think of pie, do you think meat or fruit?
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Wench (AYLUSIA)     
37298.63 In reply to 37298.62 
The idea of Melton Mowbray Pork Pies makes a Midland Meat slightly more appealing. You and Moorcock should chat.

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 From:  dyl  
 To:  graphitone     
37298.64 In reply to 37298.18 
quote:
He said "my eyes are fucking blue, not black".

I don't even know what that means, which probably makes me hopelessly naive. I'm guessing it's some kind of racist generalisation but how that relates to Sega and Sony I have no idea. And I don't even have the excuse of a badgering word filter.

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  dyl     
37298.65 In reply to 37298.64 
I think it's a saying reserved specifically for the gypsey classes.

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 From:  Rich  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.66 In reply to 37298.1 

Yes + Amy. York gets our vote too as it's an hour on public transport instead of two. And public transport... is full of the public.

 

Ew.




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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Rich     
37298.67 In reply to 37298.66 
Good work.

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  ALL
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RIGHT!
I've now got tickets to York - we're getting in about 2ish, and will see y'all, as is traditional, in The Maltings. Sound good? Of course it does. Unless they chuck us out for bad language or they don't have amusingly-titled beers or something.


Kenny

The Wisdom of IMDB:

Shooter
Revealing mistakes: When the crippled sniper shoots himself under the chin, no bullet is actually fired from the gun. If you watch the scene frame-by-frame, a jet of air comes out of the gun and the actor's head cocks back. His neck is intact.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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It's now a no. Somehow that weekend has become the busiest weekend I'm going to have in a long while. It's a few friends birthdays around then and we're Go-Karting on the saturday. The sunday I have a clash too, I'm supposed to be doing the Manchester 10K and there's also a TKD comp in Cardiff. Oh, my cousins sons christening is on the sunday too. Busy.

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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
37298.70 In reply to 37298.69 
Pff. Video conference while you're running?

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.71 In reply to 37298.70 
Gah, will need to see what train tickets are like on pay day. I've eaten, drunk, inhaled or otherwise consumed 400 quid in the last 5 days :-|


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  koswix     
37298.72 In reply to 37298.71 
You bloody glutton. MEGABUS /!!/

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.73 In reply to 37298.72 
Whitby Gothic Weekend FTW!


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  koswix     
37298.74 In reply to 37298.73 
Oh yeah. Good time? I saw a Facebook group the other day entitled, "I've never seen a Goth driving a car". Which is true!

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.75 In reply to 37298.74 
Totally awesome. I saw a rolls royce hearse driven by a goth.


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)  
 To:  Mouse      
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I'm totally coming now (if you like John).
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)     
37298.77 In reply to 37298.76 
Awesome.

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)     
37298.78 In reply to 37298.76 
(bounce)

Kenny

The Wisdom of IMDB:

Shooter
Revealing mistakes: When the crippled sniper shoots himself under the chin, no bullet is actually fired from the gun. If you watch the scene frame-by-frame, a jet of air comes out of the gun and the actor's head cocks back. His neck is intact.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)     
37298.79 In reply to 37298.76 
You will be required to wear fabulous shoes though.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)     
37298.80 In reply to 37298.79 
May I suggest sir?

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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