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 From:  koswix   31 Mar 2010 22:16 
 To:  Mouse       6 of 161 
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Oh, and I suggest something in the metatarsus.

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Manthorp   31 Mar 2010 22:24 
 To:  koswix      7 of 161 
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I think he should break his crown.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix   31 Mar 2010 22:25 
 To:  Manthorp      8 of 161 
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A Yorkshireman, breaking a whole Crown? It'll never happen!

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   1 Apr 2010 02:14 
 To:  Mouse       9 of 161 
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Stick me as a maybe, depending on work and anything better coming along.
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 From:  Matt   1 Apr 2010 07:34 
 To:  Mouse       10 of 161 
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May? Summer?

Make it September, when I'm up in Yorkshire for a week and I'll maybe be there and I'll personally break which ever bone you want breaking (most definitely, Jon)

doohicky
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   1 Apr 2010 07:35 
 To:  Mouse       11 of 161 
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Oh, and my vote is for York as the location, since it has the magic Yorkshire pudding pub and numerous other fine drinking venues.
Kenny

The Wisdom of IMDB:

Shooter
Revealing mistakes: When the crippled sniper shoots himself under the chin, no bullet is actually fired from the gun. If you watch the scene frame-by-frame, a jet of air comes out of the gun and the actor's head cocks back. His neck is intact.
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 From:  Mouse    1 Apr 2010 07:54 
 To:  Matt      12 of 161 
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Yeah it's Autumn isn't it. Might have got a bit excited there. Where abouts you staying in September? Would be grand to have at least a mini meat.

 

Kenny, I like York. Can we visit the sword shop this time?


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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   1 Apr 2010 08:20 
 To:  Mouse       13 of 161 
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Yes, but Kos isn't allowed to buy anything.
Kenny

The Wisdom of IMDB:

Shooter
Revealing mistakes: When the crippled sniper shoots himself under the chin, no bullet is actually fired from the gun. If you watch the scene frame-by-frame, a jet of air comes out of the gun and the actor's head cocks back. His neck is intact.
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 From:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)   1 Apr 2010 08:22 
 To:  koswix      14 of 161 
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Well, maybe not their own crown.

I will almost certainly have money by then so I think me and the wench will endeavour to attend! B-)
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 From:  Matt   1 Apr 2010 08:38 
 To:  Mouse       15 of 161 
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I forget. It's up near the moors, one of them cabin holiday home things. Not too far from the city though, so easy enough to get back down there for the day.

doohicky
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 From:  koswix   1 Apr 2010 08:39 
 To:  Mouse       16 of 161 
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There's a sword shop? 8-o

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   1 Apr 2010 08:44 
 To:  Matt      17 of 161 
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We should definitely endeavour to get a September York meat in your honour, then. The last one was blessed with fantastic weather.
Kenny

The Wisdom of IMDB:

Shooter
Revealing mistakes: When the crippled sniper shoots himself under the chin, no bullet is actually fired from the gun. If you watch the scene frame-by-frame, a jet of air comes out of the gun and the actor's head cocks back. His neck is intact.
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 From:  graphitone   1 Apr 2010 08:48 
 To:  koswix      18 of 161 
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Must be something to do with Yorkshire, seems there's a proliferation of sword shops 'round here - there's a very dodgy newsagents in the centre of Bradford that proudly displays swords et al (ornamental o' course) in it's window and then there's a /very/ dodgy 2nd hand shop in Shipley that sells a whole host of bladed paraphenalia, from pen knives to machetes.

 

I once took a Sega Saturn in there, and in my naviety asked the man if he'd swap it for a Playstation. He said "my eyes are fucking blue, not black".

 

Lovely chap.
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 From:  koswix   1 Apr 2010 09:04 
 To:  graphitone      19 of 161 
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If I see anyone with a cross-bow, I'm legging it.

 


>>He said "my eyes are badgering blue, not black".
I don't know what that means :|


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Dave!!   1 Apr 2010 10:19 
 To:  Mouse       20 of 161 
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I'm a "maybe" too. Funds permitting, I should be there. Funds permitting.
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 From:  graphitone   1 Apr 2010 10:50 
 To:  koswix      21 of 161 
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Check your word filter - though it's kinda funny that fucking in your lexicon resolves itself to badgering.

 

O'course that sentence /still/ might not make any sense to you.
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 From:  koswix   1 Apr 2010 11:38 
 To:  graphitone      22 of 161 
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No, no, I read it as 'fucking' (it's Kenny's awesome work-friendly swear filter. Whenever I read badger no I automatically hear 'fuck' :$ ), but I still don't know what it means.

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  graphitone   1 Apr 2010 12:53 
 To:  koswix      23 of 161 
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Think he meant he's not as green as he is cabbage looking.

 

Or blind.

 

One of the two.
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 From:  koswix   1 Apr 2010 15:39 
 To:  Mouse       24 of 161 
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Can we firm this up (possibly, truffy) pretty soooooon? Cheap tickets for the sunday are already gone for decent times :(

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Mouse    1 Apr 2010 16:17 
 To:  koswix      25 of 161 
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Consider it firm. Enough there for a decent do already.

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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