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 From:  Mouse   
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37298.121 In reply to 37298.120 
I'm coming with beard.

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  Dave!!  
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The more the merrier!
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 From:  koswix  
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According to Latitude Boff is still in the river.


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Rich  
 To:  koswix     
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According to latitude, mouse was in Leeds 40 mins ago. According to my phone's gps, we're just passing through 'Current Location Can Not Be found'.




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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  Rich     
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According to Google Latitude, the iPhone is unworthy.
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 From:  koswix  
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37298.126 In reply to 37298.124 
I've been in 'no data connection' most of the way. :-(


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Mouse   
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We are in York station. Will wait 10 minutes then The Maltings.

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
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We're on a train, currently in hartlepool station. See you all at twoish.

Kenny

The Wisdom of IMDB:

Shooter
Revealing mistakes: When the crippled sniper shoots himself under the chin, no bullet is actually fired from the gun. If you watch the scene frame-by-frame, a jet of air comes out of the gun and the actor's head cocks back. His neck is intact.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
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We are in bed, wishing I was there. :(
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 From:  Matt  
 To:  Rich     
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Don't forget my pint. I can't see the taps from here, but any of the local ales will do. Ta.

doohicky

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 From:  Dave!!  
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Dear Greg etc

Are you still coming along?

Lots of love,

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
37298.133 In reply to 37298.132 
They're being satisfied by everybody else.

Kenny

The Wisdom of IMDB:

Shooter
Revealing mistakes: When the crippled sniper shoots himself under the chin, no bullet is actually fired from the gun. If you watch the scene frame-by-frame, a jet of air comes out of the gun and the actor's head cocks back. His neck is intact.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
37298.134 In reply to 37298.132 
They're not desires, they're urges.


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
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37298.135 In reply to 37298.134 
Hopefully Mouse didn't break his arm/leg/other before they were satisfied.

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
37298.136 In reply to 37298.135 
Cheeky slump. I am on my way home... well via a colleagues birthday party.

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  Rich  
 To:  Matt     
37298.137 In reply to 37298.130 
Consider it done!




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 From:  Rich  
 To:  Rich     
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Here's some of the photos. These and more in better quality on my facebook account! :0)




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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Rich     
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Cnutn


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Rich  
 To:  koswix     
37298.140 In reply to 37298.139 
Una fneek, ect. :-)




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