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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  koswix     
37298.101 In reply to 37298.100 
Ohhh.. I might come to Scoltand the day before so I can come down with you. K?

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.102 In reply to 37298.101 
(no, john)


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  koswix     
37298.103 In reply to 37298.102 
Oh yeah sorry, /go/ down /on/ you.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.104 In reply to 37298.103 
(giggle)


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.105 In reply to 37298.99 
You're making a flight from Zurich sound very appealing!

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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
37298.106 In reply to 37298.105 
Do it.

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 From:  Rich  
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37298.107 
Tickets have arrived! We will be getting into York's panties station at around 12:41.




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 From:  Rich  
 To:  Rich     
37298.108 In reply to 37298.107 
(Yes, we do get our mail late around these parts)




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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Rich     
37298.109 In reply to 37298.107 
I've added some meat times in 1st post. Do you do Lattitude?

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 From:  Rich  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.110 In reply to 37298.109 

Shall see you in The Maltings then, Mousey.

 

Edit: No, don't do Latitude... yet. I will investigate.




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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Rich     
37298.111 In reply to 37298.110 
Well we'll probably hang around for you in York station if you're going to be on time. Lattitude. I am michaelwatmough (poo) gmail (wee).

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 From:  Mouse   
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37298.112 
Three days away :o

I have the distinct pleasure of having to attend this the next day. Deep joy.

Give us your Latitude details so we can meat more efficiently.

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.113 In reply to 37298.112 
Lovely website.

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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
37298.114 In reply to 37298.113 
It's post modern.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Mouse      
37298.115 In reply to 37298.114 
It's more like post-menstrual.

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 From:  Manthorp  
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37298.116 In reply to 37298.115 
Who's up for a pint or two of breakfast at Leeds Wetherspoons, then? And when?

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Manthorp     
37298.117 In reply to 37298.116 
Me. 11ish.

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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Manthorp     
37298.118 In reply to 37298.116 

I am sad that I can't come.

 

Oh no wait I'm not. Sorry chaps! I'll text you with how awesome it is.

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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)  
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37298.119 
By the way, I'm going with my original outfit and shoe combination.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)     
37298.120 In reply to 37298.119 
Me too.


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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