That does indeed sound like the smallest meat ever (possibly, John). Our record was just two Forum members a few years back and that one moved onto a club afterwards too.

We need to organise a huge summer one, giving everyone so much notice that they have no excuse. I will be able to get Helen to book the day/night/whatever off of work, EP won't be able to claim there has been at least 2 snowflakes fall from the sky making it impossible to leave the house and Kos won't be able to use the skint/stuck in Scotland line either.