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 From:  PNCOOL  
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36773.70 
7 of us? Oh dear :C

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 From:  koswix  
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36773.71 In reply to 36773.70 
Any remote chance of me changing my mind disapeared when I went out and bought a new Xbox today :(


Fista is a reference to the sexual pastime of fisting, during which the penetrator introduces their fist into the anus or vagina of the receiver. The penetrator may use lubricant to ease the passage. I'm not sure what the penetrator gets out of this, other than poo under their fingernails, but there you go. Referring to Vista as Fista indicates that the user feels that they've been fisted by Micro$haft. Whether or not the company used lubricant is a matter of debate. I suspect that it has poo under its fingernails though.
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 From:  PNCOOL  
 To:  koswix     
36773.72 In reply to 36773.71 
I still say we'd all buy you drinks for the night, seeing as most of us owe you them from last year.

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  PNCOOL     
36773.73 In reply to 36773.72 
But only if he signs a sworn statement declaring his love for the heartwarming tale of a weatherman, his director and a deal of repetitive incident. One pint per avowal.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
36773.74 In reply to 36773.73 

I read that as 'a pint per vowel'.

 

If someone's getting a pint for every vowel they utter, that's going to be a very pissed someone.

 

Unless they're from New Zealand. Haven't got a vowel to their name, that lot.


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 From:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)  
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Just to let you know that while I am struggling with logistics, I definitely plan on being there!
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  graphitone     
36773.76 In reply to 36773.74 
Or the Poles. Like the hot metal technician at my artfag college, Bill Scryzpjyk (pronounced Skripjack)

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
36773.77 In reply to 36773.76 

How do people/languages like that get by without using vowels? It's interesting how different peoples have developed vastly differing ways of using letter sounds.

 

It'd be far simpler (and I'd have had a far less strenuous time in my GCSE Spanish aural exam with Miss Francis) if we'd standardised the whole thing from the start.


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 From:  Manthorp  
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36773.78 In reply to 36773.77 
I'll have a consonant please, Carol. And a consonant. And another consonant...

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
36773.79 In reply to 36773.78 
And so Welsh was born.

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 From:  Wench (AYLUSIA)  
 To:  Manthorp     
36773.80 In reply to 36773.76 
quote: Manthorp
Or the Poles. Like the hot metal technician at my artfag college, Bill Scryzpjyk (pronounced Skripjack)


Is that a metal technician that's quite dishy, or a technician of high temperature metals?
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Wench (AYLUSIA)     
36773.81 In reply to 36773.80 
Certainly the latter, but with his hunky physique and village blacksmith vibe he also cut something of a swathe through the artfag womanhood, particularly as the competition largely comprised spotty punks, fey goths and strange nubby-dreadlocked whittlers in industrial workwear.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Voltane  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
36773.82 In reply to 36773.81 
Any idea what the latest tally for next week is?
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 From:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)  
 To:  Voltane     
36773.83 In reply to 36773.82 
Unfortuatly I have only been given one day for server maintenance and its that saturday. So sorry to say, i am a no.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  paul      
36773.84 In reply to 36773.2 
...than the Northern posse (with Scottish support). :-P


Fista is a reference to the sexual pastime of fisting, during which the penetrator introduces their fist into the anus or vagina of the receiver. The penetrator may use lubricant to ease the passage. I'm not sure what the penetrator gets out of this, other than poo under their fingernails, but there you go. Referring to Vista as Fista indicates that the user feels that they've been fisted by Micro$haft. Whether or not the company used lubricant is a matter of debate. I suspect that it has poo under its fingernails though.
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 From:  paul   
 To:  koswix     
36773.85 In reply to 36773.84 
I feel it was probably doomed by the title.

:(

ep
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  paul      
36773.86 In reply to 36773.85 

:(

 

(hug)

 

(cider)



Fista is a reference to the sexual pastime of fisting, during which the penetrator introduces their fist into the anus or vagina of the receiver. The penetrator may use lubricant to ease the passage. I'm not sure what the penetrator gets out of this, other than poo under their fingernails, but there you go. Referring to Vista as Fista indicates that the user feels that they've been fisted by Micro$haft. Whether or not the company used lubricant is a matter of debate. I suspect that it has poo under its fingernails though.
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 From:  milko  
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36773.87 
should we just postpone it then? We're damn low on numbers now, and I have a few other things I could be doing instead/as well/dunno.

milko
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 From:  PNCOOL  
 To:  milko     
36773.88 In reply to 36773.87 
That may be a very good plan. I know I can russle up a few more people if it wasn't the 19th December.

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 From:  PNCOOL  
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36773.89 

Actually, with only 5 of us going now (I didn't realise even EP was dropping out until just now), I'm going to say I'm not going to be there now too. I've got an engagement party I'm meant to be at anyway.

 

We'll re-arrange and I'll see if Helen, Martin and possibly Richard (Gajit on here) and Gemma are up for it too.


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