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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
36773.61 In reply to 36773.57 
Slim to no chance.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  graphitone     
36773.62 In reply to 36773.53 

Until you attend your first meat!

 

Or until someone newer and more exciting turns up. :P

 


We occassionaly have easter/spring ones, but generally it's arranged somewhere around mid-summer.

 

And if Kos can (usually) come all the way from Scotland, anyone beneath him has got no excuse. :@

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
36773.63 In reply to 36773.62 

Does Kos have the ability to float?

 

If he does, that gives him an unfair advantage.


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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  graphitone     
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Kos has the ability to do lots of things, but I've not yet observed him floating.

Of course, this could just mean that he has conjured an illusion in order to mask his levitation.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
36773.65 In reply to 36773.62 
You should know by now, Peter, that /everyone/ is beneath me :C


Fista is a reference to the sexual pastime of fisting, during which the penetrator introduces their fist into the anus or vagina of the receiver. The penetrator may use lubricant to ease the passage. I'm not sure what the penetrator gets out of this, other than poo under their fingernails, but there you go. Referring to Vista as Fista indicates that the user feels that they've been fisted by Micro$haft. Whether or not the company used lubricant is a matter of debate. I suspect that it has poo under its fingernails though.
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
36773.66 In reply to 36773.64 

I like the idea of using an illusion to cover up something which is traditionally a staple of illusion shows.

 

IF he /can/ float though, he's most likley to be part cloud.


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 From:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)  
 To:  koswix     
36773.67 In reply to 36773.65 
So you CAN float?
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)     
36773.68 In reply to 36773.67 
I can float.

(maybe only to my Facebook friends though)

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a flower,
B: a pretty puppy from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)     
36773.69 In reply to 36773.67 
I am a secret balloon :(


Fista is a reference to the sexual pastime of fisting, during which the penetrator introduces their fist into the anus or vagina of the receiver. The penetrator may use lubricant to ease the passage. I'm not sure what the penetrator gets out of this, other than poo under their fingernails, but there you go. Referring to Vista as Fista indicates that the user feels that they've been fisted by Micro$haft. Whether or not the company used lubricant is a matter of debate. I suspect that it has poo under its fingernails though.
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 From:  PNCOOL  
 To:  ALL
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7 of us? Oh dear :C

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  PNCOOL     
36773.71 In reply to 36773.70 
Any remote chance of me changing my mind disapeared when I went out and bought a new Xbox today :(


Fista is a reference to the sexual pastime of fisting, during which the penetrator introduces their fist into the anus or vagina of the receiver. The penetrator may use lubricant to ease the passage. I'm not sure what the penetrator gets out of this, other than poo under their fingernails, but there you go. Referring to Vista as Fista indicates that the user feels that they've been fisted by Micro$haft. Whether or not the company used lubricant is a matter of debate. I suspect that it has poo under its fingernails though.
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 From:  PNCOOL  
 To:  koswix     
36773.72 In reply to 36773.71 
I still say we'd all buy you drinks for the night, seeing as most of us owe you them from last year.

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  PNCOOL     
36773.73 In reply to 36773.72 
But only if he signs a sworn statement declaring his love for the heartwarming tale of a weatherman, his director and a deal of repetitive incident. One pint per avowal.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
36773.74 In reply to 36773.73 

I read that as 'a pint per vowel'.

 

If someone's getting a pint for every vowel they utter, that's going to be a very pissed someone.

 

Unless they're from New Zealand. Haven't got a vowel to their name, that lot.


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 From:  Dan (HERMAND)  
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Just to let you know that while I am struggling with logistics, I definitely plan on being there!
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  graphitone     
36773.76 In reply to 36773.74 
Or the Poles. Like the hot metal technician at my artfag college, Bill Scryzpjyk (pronounced Skripjack)

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
36773.77 In reply to 36773.76 

How do people/languages like that get by without using vowels? It's interesting how different peoples have developed vastly differing ways of using letter sounds.

 

It'd be far simpler (and I'd have had a far less strenuous time in my GCSE Spanish aural exam with Miss Francis) if we'd standardised the whole thing from the start.


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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  graphitone     
36773.78 In reply to 36773.77 
I'll have a consonant please, Carol. And a consonant. And another consonant...

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
36773.79 In reply to 36773.78 
And so Welsh was born.

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 From:  Wench (AYLUSIA)  
 To:  Manthorp     
36773.80 In reply to 36773.76 
quote: Manthorp
Or the Poles. Like the hot metal technician at my artfag college, Bill Scryzpjyk (pronounced Skripjack)


Is that a metal technician that's quite dishy, or a technician of high temperature metals?
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