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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
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36723.31 
I leave you alone for one day and look what happens.

As a midlander, I am clearly utterly objective in this matter and can therefore conclusively reveal to you, here tonight, the correct pronunciations of various words:

1. Castle is pronounced castle and not car-sul.
2. Grass is pronounced grass and not grarse.
3. Bath is pronounced bath and not barth.

You may notice that, in many of these cases, the clue is in the spelling.


Now, that aside, I think all will agree that I do indeed have a dull and indecipherable voice. Not really down to my accent, more my actual voice itself. Which is a shame, as I'd quite like to do presenting.

Mouse would be fucking great as a presenter, I feel. He has a good clear voice and is witty/funny with it. He obviously has the advantage of not sounding like a southerner, but I am not judging on those criteria.

Sinky would be an ideal presenter because he has a sexy voice and everyone in the world would listen just to hear him and possibly masturbate. Unfortunately I doubt he'd do it.

I like Ant's voice but that's probably just cos he sounds quite hard like he'd twat you as soon as look at you. I respect that.

Who else is in the running? I want to judge voices. I like judging things.

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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
36723.32 In reply to 36723.31 
Fuck you.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
36723.33 In reply to 36723.31 

I think you've got a good voice, it usually comes across fairly well on Skype.

 

And (giggle) about mine. I swear too much. Mouse would definitely be a great choice.


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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      
36723.34 In reply to 36723.32 
too Southern (hugleft)

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      
36723.35 In reply to 36723.32 
(you'd be good actually, but I suspect you'd need rei<s>g</s>ning in a bit. You'd need a steadying hand. So you + rendle would be good perhaps. But fuck me, two southerners (fail) )

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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
36723.36 In reply to 36723.34 
DAMMIT. Only 13% of my life has been spent in the South :(
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 From:  patch  
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36723.37 In reply to 36723.31 

I agree with Drew. Well, I agree with him about some of the things he said, and in most cases not at all. But, speaking as a Northerner who's spent most of his life living with the Southerners, he's right about the pronunciations.

 

Haven't a clue about everyone's voices, though. The only times I've spoken to anyone else here were either in a pub, or over Skype while playing Vroom and failing to get my car to go in the right direction. I wasn't really paying attention to their diction (no, John).

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      
36723.38 In reply to 36723.36 
THEN WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE SUCH A SOFT FUCKING SOUTHERN BASTARD???????

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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
36723.39 In reply to 36723.38 
I am from the Posh bit of Yorkshire. Like Dominic West :(
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Mouse     
36723.40 In reply to 36723.17 
Much as I'd like to try the impossible and refine you, I'm afraid that my spoken voice* is so monotonically dull that it's unbroadcastable (that's prounounced unbroadca'r'stable BTW) except as a cure for insomnia.

* As opposed to the one in my head, which sounds like that butch guy they use to do film trailers.

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
36723.41 In reply to 36723.40 
Damn, the stain that is my accent shall continue to pervade.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a flower,
B: a pretty puppy from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
36723.42 In reply to 36723.38 
I'M BACK TALK TO ME
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Mouse     
36723.43 In reply to 36723.41 
Ne'ermind, let's just call it a quaint throwback and learn to live with it.

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
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36723.44 

I remember joining a Teh Counterstrike session, saying "hello everybody" and somebody replying "fuck me, you're posh."

 

Anyway, I propose accents and pronunciation as a topic for the test show.

Happy now?

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
36723.45 In reply to 36723.44 
I rather suspect that what they actually said was "fookmi yor posh"

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
36723.46 In reply to 36723.45 
Dude, what happened? Why the bee in a bonnet about accents? Were you bullied by Northerners at school?

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a flower,
B: a pretty puppy from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Mouse     
36723.48 In reply to 36723.46 
:'D

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  Rich  
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36723.49 

I would like to offer my northern accent should it be required.

 

(Cassle, Rasscle, Garridge, Breakfast Dinner and Tea, etc).




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 From:  Rich  
 To:  Rich     
36723.50 In reply to 36723.49 
... Byker Grove.




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