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 From:  Mouse   19 Oct 2009 13:03 
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A section where Mr Bastard teaches me to speak all proper like would be good.

 

'The caart is in the carrstle having a baaarth'


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a flower,
B: a pretty puppy from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Oct 2009 13:04 
 To:  Mouse      18 of 57 
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That would be a great section. I want to learn to talk proper like too.
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   19 Oct 2009 13:05 
 To:  Mouse      19 of 57 
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quote: Mouse
'The caart is in the carrstle gahraaaahje having a baaarth'
[...Insert Brain Here...]
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 From:  graphitone   19 Oct 2009 13:36 
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)      20 of 57 
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Do caaaaarts have baaaaarths? I always imagined them as being shaaaaaar vehicles meself.
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 From:  JonCooper   19 Oct 2009 13:38 
 To:  graphitone      21 of 57 
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I'm not convinced that carrstles have gahraaaahjes either
Jon
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 From:  graphitone   19 Oct 2009 14:01 
 To:  JonCooper      22 of 57 
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You have a point there. I think they have baaaarn yaaaards.

 

Yeah, I know that's said the same way either side of the watford gap, but the elongated vowel sounds make it sound more toff. :Y
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 From:  y2rich   19 Oct 2009 15:28 
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Fucking northerners
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   19 Oct 2009 16:11 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      24 of 57 
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Oh dear, I hope your knowledge of chemistry is better than your language skills or you'll be joining Greg on his Noddy no-hope-of-a-job course.

bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Oct 2009 16:36 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      25 of 57 
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It's not much better, but just enough to get by.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)    19 Oct 2009 16:44 
 To:  y2rich      26 of 57 
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Yes, suvveners all speak proper, like.
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 From:  y2rich   19 Oct 2009 16:57 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)       27 of 57 
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I don't speak proper. I say "Rasscle" rather than "Rarscle" (sp: Rascal) and "Garidge" rather than "Gararge" (Garage).

Probably a few more examples but I just fancied baiting the northerners a bit earlier.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)    19 Oct 2009 16:59 
 To:  y2rich      28 of 57 
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What in fuck is a rasscle?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)    19 Oct 2009 17:04 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)       29 of 57 
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Oh rascal. Haha.
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 From:  y2rich   19 Oct 2009 17:14 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)       30 of 57 
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Indeed. Fuck knows what I thought I was spelling then. I shall edit forthwith.

Was the name of a pub at Uni which was frequented by a large proportion of northerners who laughed at me for saying "rarscle".
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   19 Oct 2009 18:04 
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I leave you alone for one day and look what happens.

As a midlander, I am clearly utterly objective in this matter and can therefore conclusively reveal to you, here tonight, the correct pronunciations of various words:

1. Castle is pronounced castle and not car-sul.
2. Grass is pronounced grass and not grarse.
3. Bath is pronounced bath and not barth.

You may notice that, in many of these cases, the clue is in the spelling.


Now, that aside, I think all will agree that I do indeed have a dull and indecipherable voice. Not really down to my accent, more my actual voice itself. Which is a shame, as I'd quite like to do presenting.

Mouse would be fucking great as a presenter, I feel. He has a good clear voice and is witty/funny with it. He obviously has the advantage of not sounding like a southerner, but I am not judging on those criteria.

Sinky would be an ideal presenter because he has a sexy voice and everyone in the world would listen just to hear him and possibly masturbate. Unfortunately I doubt he'd do it.

I like Ant's voice but that's probably just cos he sounds quite hard like he'd twat you as soon as look at you. I respect that.

Who else is in the running? I want to judge voices. I like judging things.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)    19 Oct 2009 18:06 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      32 of 57 
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Fuck you.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Oct 2009 18:11 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      33 of 57 
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I think you've got a good voice, it usually comes across fairly well on Skype.

 

And (giggle) about mine. I swear too much. Mouse would definitely be a great choice.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   19 Oct 2009 18:11 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)       34 of 57 
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too Southern (hugleft)
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   19 Oct 2009 18:13 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)       35 of 57 
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(you'd be good actually, but I suspect you'd need rei<s>g</s>ning in a bit. You'd need a steadying hand. So you + rendle would be good perhaps. But fuck me, two southerners (fail) )
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)    19 Oct 2009 18:14 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      36 of 57 
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DAMMIT. Only 13% of my life has been spent in the South :(
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