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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)   19 Oct 2009 12:13 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      11 of 57 
36723.11 In reply to 36723.10 
You should will make something that will put people to sleep...

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 From:  JonCooper   19 Oct 2009 12:18 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      12 of 57 
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so where is the 'r' in 'castle' then?
ohh, hang on, do you mean more of a caaastle?

Jon
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   19 Oct 2009 13:23 
 To:  JonCooper      13 of 57 
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castle is "ca" as in "car" (not "cat") and "stle" as in "whistle"
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Oct 2009 13:26 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      14 of 57 
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But it's not.

 

"ca" as in "cat" without the t. Then "stle" like you said in "whistle".
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 From:  graphitone   19 Oct 2009 13:40 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      15 of 57 
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I fear you may just be urinating into a oncoming gale.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   19 Oct 2009 13:54 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      16 of 57 
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I can't determine if you say whistle wrong, or if that's just your accent. :/

Maybe we need to have a "how to speak proper" bit, so we can stop trying to write sounds using half-arsed non-phonetics, and actually educate those that insist on inserting a 'u' between 'lm' (and similar nonsense).
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 From:  Mouse   19 Oct 2009 14:03 
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A section where Mr Bastard teaches me to speak all proper like would be good.

 

'The caart is in the carrstle having a baaarth'


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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Oct 2009 14:04 
 To:  Mouse      18 of 57 
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That would be a great section. I want to learn to talk proper like too.
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   19 Oct 2009 14:05 
 To:  Mouse      19 of 57 
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quote: Mouse
'The caart is in the carrstle gahraaaahje having a baaarth'
[...Insert Brain Here...]
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 From:  graphitone   19 Oct 2009 14:36 
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)      20 of 57 
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Do caaaaarts have baaaaarths? I always imagined them as being shaaaaaar vehicles meself.
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 From:  JonCooper   19 Oct 2009 14:38 
 To:  graphitone      21 of 57 
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I'm not convinced that carrstles have gahraaaahjes either
Jon
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 From:  graphitone   19 Oct 2009 15:01 
 To:  JonCooper      22 of 57 
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You have a point there. I think they have baaaarn yaaaards.

 

Yeah, I know that's said the same way either side of the watford gap, but the elongated vowel sounds make it sound more toff. :Y
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 From:  y2rich   19 Oct 2009 16:28 
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Fucking northerners
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   19 Oct 2009 17:11 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      24 of 57 
36723.24 In reply to 36723.14 
Oh dear, I hope your knowledge of chemistry is better than your language skills or you'll be joining Greg on his Noddy no-hope-of-a-job course.

bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Oct 2009 17:36 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      25 of 57 
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It's not much better, but just enough to get by.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)    19 Oct 2009 17:44 
 To:  y2rich      26 of 57 
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Yes, suvveners all speak proper, like.
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 From:  y2rich   19 Oct 2009 17:57 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)       27 of 57 
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I don't speak proper. I say "Rasscle" rather than "Rarscle" (sp: Rascal) and "Garidge" rather than "Gararge" (Garage).

Probably a few more examples but I just fancied baiting the northerners a bit earlier.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)    19 Oct 2009 17:59 
 To:  y2rich      28 of 57 
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What in fuck is a rasscle?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)    19 Oct 2009 18:04 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)       29 of 57 
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Oh rascal. Haha.
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 From:  y2rich   19 Oct 2009 18:14 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)       30 of 57 
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Indeed. Fuck knows what I thought I was spelling then. I shall edit forthwith.

Was the name of a pub at Uni which was frequented by a large proportion of northerners who laughed at me for saying "rarscle".
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