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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  graphitone     
36720.16 In reply to 36720.15 
Billy Connoly summed it all up for me

1. if you want to lose weight you have to eat less and move more, that's all there is to it

2. all this 'genitic disposition to weight gain' or 'some gland not working properly' is bollocks
in all the starving african/ethopian/wherever films you've ever seen did you ever once see a huge fat guy at the back saying "I don't understand, I hardly eat a thing"?

I am overweight, and I plan to do something about it (already am doing slowly)
but it's not about glands or big-bones or genitic fat genes
it's just eating less and moving more

Jon
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
36720.17 In reply to 36720.14 

How many podcasts do you think you'll need?

 

Perhaps you could have another on ponyporn?

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  JonCooper     
36720.18 In reply to 36720.16 
Yep, totally agree... though the bints on the news this morning were saying that they 'don't want' to go through the pain of dieting because it'd cause their quality of life to drop to a point where they had zero enjoyment. They didn't seem to realise that quality of life isn't always about food and they'd they'd no doubt be better off with a healthier body.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  graphitone     
36720.19 In reply to 36720.18 
I didn't see the article on the BBC news, but I did read this. Oh dear.

I did have to laugh at the comments from the UK activists though. What a sad pair. Especially this:
This is a very common event - someone being beaten up should be a crime.

Umm, I thought 'beating people up' /was/ a crime. :?

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   
 To:  graphitone     
36720.20 In reply to 36720.18 
If they lost weight they could probably enjoy some proper sex instead of getting some poor bastard passed out drunk, giving him a shove to get him going and letting him ride the ripples.

Happy now?

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
36720.21 In reply to 36720.19 
That's herself... she's a bit chav-tastic having her hair in a Chelsea facelift sort of style.

They also showed an equally heinous video of lots of fat people rolling around the floor (i think in some bizarre fat fighting exercise, though they were proclaming they were proud to be that way) and 'trying' to dance, it was beyond pathos.

I liked this quote:

quote:
"They say 'Move out of the way fatty! Well person coming down the aisle!'"


No discrimination for ill people then...

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 From:  Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)  
 To:  JonCooper     
36720.22 In reply to 36720.16 
Wasn't it Billy Conolly who did the "This hole here..." (points at mouth) "...is bigger than this hole here!" (points at arse) gag?

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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)     
36720.23 In reply to 36720.22 
I don't remember hearing that, but it certainly sounds like something he might say

Jon
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