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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.99 In reply to 36350.98 
I know :'-(

Especially as I missed the last big southern meat as well. And with this meat being a mid-September job, I bet there won't be a Christmas meat either this year. Still! I'll save my pennies for next time!
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Dave!!     
36350.100 In reply to 36350.99 
Ahh balls to it, just sack off worrying about money and come anyway.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.101 In reply to 36350.100 
Hmmm.

I'll see what my finances look like in a week or two's time. I might just say bollocks to it and come along as it would be a rather good day! Depends on how much cash I have left.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
36350.102 In reply to 36350.92 
Have you told her about my cock?

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Voltane  
 To:  Dave!!     
36350.103 In reply to 36350.99 

There probably will still be a Southern meet around Christmas.

 

Even if it's only Me, EP and Serg!

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Manthorp     
36350.104 In reply to 36350.102 
I've done my best to explain, but I don't think she fully grasped the enormity of what I was talking about.

Kenny
The Wisdom of Amazon user reviews:

Kill Your Friends - John Niven
I was in one of the bands mentioned in this great book and we were at our most active in 1997.
Whipping Boy - Whipping Boy
We toured with Whipping Boy in the 90's and I thought they were very boring.
Neo Wave - Silver Sun
The greatest album ever made. This album is without doubt the greatest album of the 1990's, containing as it does the most uninhibited, most concise, most ear-bashingly beautiful tunes this side of hell.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
36350.105 In reply to 36350.104 

She can grasp the enormity when she meets him.

 

(possibly, John)

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  Dr Nick (FOZZA)  
 To:  ALL
36350.106 

Well shocking though this might be but I think I will be able to come!

 

As I now live in Nottingham I guess I am classed as a Northern Monkey now.

 

Especially as the train fare is only about 15 pounds.

 

Am I allowed to come?

 

Fozza.



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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Dr Nick (FOZZA)     
36350.107 In reply to 36350.106 
You're allowed to come, but you're not Northern by any stretch of the imagination :C


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Dr Nick (FOZZA)     
36350.108 In reply to 36350.106 
Excellent welcome on board. *toot toot*

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
36350.109 
Have you said you're coming or not lad?

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A: a puppy,
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C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Dr Nick (FOZZA)     
36350.110 In reply to 36350.106 

Yay! Come along!

 

(I'm not sure whether it's polite to be playing the Grand Old Duke of York drinking game when you're actually in York)


Kenny
The Wisdom of Amazon user reviews:

Kill Your Friends - John Niven
I was in one of the bands mentioned in this great book and we were at our most active in 1997.
Whipping Boy - Whipping Boy
We toured with Whipping Boy in the 90's and I thought they were very boring.
Neo Wave - Silver Sun
The greatest album ever made. This album is without doubt the greatest album of the 1990's, containing as it does the most uninhibited, most concise, most ear-bashingly beautiful tunes this side of hell.

[Guess the reviewer's band. Go on. Guess.]
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 From:  Dr Nick (FOZZA)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
36350.111 In reply to 36350.110 
Oooooooh....the........


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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.112 In reply to 36350.98 
I was, but I didn't. I'm spending way too much money in america so maybe I'm just being a cynical bum but i'll see how I feel when I get home - may have other stuff in the pipeline with folks I've met here...
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
36350.113 In reply to 36350.112 
Fuck you Boff, I'm putting you down as a YESYESYES. Which means you have to be there. Sorted. Bring the people you meet!

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  graphitone     
36350.114 
Oi. You going to come meet us all then? I can meet you at Shipley station if you like.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.115 In reply to 36350.113 
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 From:  Dr Nick (FOZZA)  
 To:  ALL
36350.116 

I am gutted to say that my flight to Turkey is actually that Saturday not the Monday like I thought it was.

 

Can I get a Man throb date change?

 

If not I will be at the next one .

 

Need to introduce you Northerners to Nachos! Southern Style! :)



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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Dr Nick (FOZZA)     
36350.117 In reply to 36350.116 

(facepalm)

 

Never mind. Next time.

 

Are the nachos made out of the same stuff as pakoras? Cos I had some southern nachos yesterday and that's what they were like.


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.118 In reply to 36350.117 
Don't think so. Nachos are made from cornmeal, I think, and Pakoras from gram flour. But I could be talking bollocks.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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