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 From:  koswix   27 Aug 2009 11:08 
 To:  Mouse       90 of 252 
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Uh uh uh uh mebbe :(

 

Can I book a provisional dog basket and confirm next week?


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  koswix   27 Aug 2009 11:10 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      91 of 252 
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8-o

 

Lady?!?!


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   27 Aug 2009 12:13 
 To:  koswix      92 of 252 
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Shocking, innit?

 

I've told her that it's a bunch of geeks meeting up in a tiny little pub in York to talk about geeky things and take photos of people taking photos. She's fine with that. She's especially looking forward to taking photos of people taking photos of people taking photos.

Kenny
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Kill Your Friends - John Niven
I was in one of the bands mentioned in this great book and we were at our most active in 1997.
Whipping Boy - Whipping Boy
We toured with Whipping Boy in the 90's and I thought they were very boring.
Neo Wave - Silver Sun
The greatest album ever made. This album is without doubt the greatest album of the 1990's, containing as it does the most uninhibited, most concise, most ear-bashingly beautiful tunes this side of hell.

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 From:  Mouse    27 Aug 2009 12:32 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      93 of 252 
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I think this photo sums up the whole silly photographing situation at Northern meats nicely.


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  koswix   27 Aug 2009 12:49 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      94 of 252 
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How ever are you going to break the news to dave?

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   27 Aug 2009 12:59 
 To:  Mouse       95 of 252 
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:D

 

I especially like how accurately the camera has captured my level of drunkeness.

Kenny
The Wisdom of Amazon user reviews:

Kill Your Friends - John Niven
I was in one of the bands mentioned in this great book and we were at our most active in 1997.
Whipping Boy - Whipping Boy
We toured with Whipping Boy in the 90's and I thought they were very boring.
Neo Wave - Silver Sun
The greatest album ever made. This album is without doubt the greatest album of the 1990's, containing as it does the most uninhibited, most concise, most ear-bashingly beautiful tunes this side of hell.

[Guess the reviewer's band. Go on. Guess.]
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   27 Aug 2009 13:13 
 To:  Mouse       96 of 252 
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I might not be able to make it either... Can you pay my travelling expenses? :(
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 From:  Dave!!   27 Aug 2009 13:19 
 To:  Mouse       97 of 252 
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Eee, that was a good un that meat!

 

Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it either due to having just bought a new house and therefore having a queue of people trying to plunder my bank account.

 

Thankfully it's not all bad. Decoratively speaking, my account is currently being displayed in a nice red colour on-line with a little hyphen sign in-front of the balance!

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 From:  Mouse    27 Aug 2009 13:39 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      98 of 252 
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Awww! I thought you we're going to change your train ticket or summink? How much is travel costs?

 

Dave: Awwwwwwww!


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Dave!!   27 Aug 2009 14:18 
 To:  Mouse       99 of 252 
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I know :'-(

Especially as I missed the last big southern meat as well. And with this meat being a mid-September job, I bet there won't be a Christmas meat either this year. Still! I'll save my pennies for next time!
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 From:  Mouse    27 Aug 2009 14:20 
 To:  Dave!!      100 of 252 
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Ahh balls to it, just sack off worrying about money and come anyway.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Dave!!   27 Aug 2009 14:31 
 To:  Mouse       101 of 252 
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Hmmm.

I'll see what my finances look like in a week or two's time. I might just say bollocks to it and come along as it would be a rather good day! Depends on how much cash I have left.
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 From:  Manthorp   27 Aug 2009 16:53 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      102 of 252 
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Have you told her about my cock?
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Voltane   27 Aug 2009 16:57 
 To:  Dave!!      103 of 252 
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There probably will still be a Southern meet around Christmas.

 

Even if it's only Me, EP and Serg!
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   27 Aug 2009 17:12 
 To:  Manthorp      104 of 252 
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I've done my best to explain, but I don't think she fully grasped the enormity of what I was talking about.
Kenny
The Wisdom of Amazon user reviews:

Kill Your Friends - John Niven
I was in one of the bands mentioned in this great book and we were at our most active in 1997.
Whipping Boy - Whipping Boy
We toured with Whipping Boy in the 90's and I thought they were very boring.
Neo Wave - Silver Sun
The greatest album ever made. This album is without doubt the greatest album of the 1990's, containing as it does the most uninhibited, most concise, most ear-bashingly beautiful tunes this side of hell.

[Guess the reviewer's band. Go on. Guess.]
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   28 Aug 2009 11:26 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      105 of 252 
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She can grasp the enormity when she meets him.

 

(possibly, John)

bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  Dr Nick (FOZZA)   28 Aug 2009 14:20 
 To:  ALL 106 of 252 
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Well shocking though this might be but I think I will be able to come!

 

As I now live in Nottingham I guess I am classed as a Northern Monkey now.

 

Especially as the train fare is only about 15 pounds.

 

Am I allowed to come?

 

Fozza.



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 From:  koswix   28 Aug 2009 14:29 
 To:  Dr Nick (FOZZA)      107 of 252 
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You're allowed to come, but you're not Northern by any stretch of the imagination :C

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse    28 Aug 2009 14:31 
 To:  Dr Nick (FOZZA)      108 of 252 
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Excellent welcome on board. *toot toot*

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Mouse    28 Aug 2009 14:33 
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)      109 of 252 
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Have you said you're coming or not lad?

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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