Teh ForumNorthern Meat - NOW 12th September 2009 (DATE CHANGE)

 

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 From:  Manthorp  
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36350.59 In reply to 36350.58 
I will bring home a large bottle of Alsbach Uralt for the enjoyment of all dogbasketees.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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36350.60 

RUBBISH.

 

Wedding that day.


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 From:  Mouse   
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36350.61 

Well, Ant's always busy so let's move it to the 12th anyway.

 

<finishes stone etching>
<hands to Steve>

 

Sign this please.


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.62 In reply to 36350.61 

It seems I'm going to have 4 really busy weeks starting from 22nd August.

 

22nd August - 1st September - Conference in the US plus 3 days in Chicago
5th Sept - TKD course and a birthday
12th Sept - Wedding
17th - 18th Sept - Conference in Southampton


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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.63 In reply to 36350.61 
I'll book some MORE tickets then.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
36350.64 In reply to 36350.63 
I believe the name you want the invoice to be under is 'Manthorp'.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Mazz0     
36350.65 
Date change!

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.66 In reply to 36350.64 
I will redeem my guilt in beer & post-meat Austrian brandy.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)  
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36350.67 In reply to 36350.66 

As you have changed the date I probably could make it now, that was until I looked at the train prices. £131.50 is something that I can not afford at the moment. I could drive but I have no where to store me car and I hate driving with a hangover.

 

I won't be missed anyway. </marvin>

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Manthorp     
36350.68 In reply to 36350.66 
Make it post-meat Austrian bar maids and you might be onto a winner.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)     
36350.69 In reply to 36350.67 
Aww, we would miss you. Soz Wattsy.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.70 In reply to 36350.69 
Next time I will make a weekend of it and bring the wife, she can go shopping or something. She did, however state that she will never come to another meat as I don't think she like me when I am THAT drunk around strangers. Oh and the southern lot scared her :D

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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)     
36350.71 In reply to 36350.70 
Oh dear, well all us Northern Monkeys are a charming lot inbetween munching on coal, so make her reconsider.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  koswix     
36350.72 In reply to 36350.68 
Have you SEEN Austrian bar maids? Efficiency and courtesy itself, but you wouldn't drop a crisp packet on the floor.

However, for those who enjoy a little discipline in the boudoir, they might be a bit of a treat.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)     
36350.73 In reply to 36350.70 
There is the occasional smattering of laydee at the Northern Meats. I think GreyHair should make it to this one.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Manthorp     
36350.74 In reply to 36350.72 
Any hole's a goal :C


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  koswix     
36350.75 In reply to 36350.74 
Not when lined with several sets of razor-sharp teeth.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Voltane  
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36350.76 In reply to 36350.75 

Looked at coach fares and...i'm still a maybe.
Depending on anyone London way going North who would have space to give me a lift.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Manthorp     
36350.77 In reply to 36350.75 

/Holes/, not /tumours/.

 

:-&



The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
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We're in Romania that weekend, sorry...
[...Insert Brain Here...]
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