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 From:  koswix   5 Aug 2009 12:48 
 To:  Mouse       50 of 252 
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I booked tickets yesterday cos you shouted at me :@

 

But they're easilly changed.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   5 Aug 2009 13:15 
 To:  Mouse       51 of 252 
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I booked tickets but they were only a tenner so could prolly change.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   5 Aug 2009 13:19 
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Steve could pay me the tenner out of the lottery money, maybe.
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 From:  Mouse    5 Aug 2009 13:56 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      53 of 252 
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Damn fine plan.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  koswix   5 Aug 2009 16:17 
 To:  Mouse       54 of 252 
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Just checked and my tickets can be changed for a tenner so no biggy if we move it to another date.

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse    5 Aug 2009 17:28 
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No word from Manthrob yet....

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Dan (HERMAND)   5 Aug 2009 17:29 
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I think the 12th is fine

Dan Herman
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 From:  Mouse    5 Aug 2009 17:53 
 To:  Manthorp      57 of 252 
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LOOK STEVE. Everyone's jumping through hoops because of your Ars. Can you make the 12th?

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Manthorp   5 Aug 2009 22:13 
 To:  Mouse       58 of 252 
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(just back from living road movie with Nos. 2 & 3 sons) My Ars is free for all to enjoy on the 12th, as is the dog basket.

I wholly commit to this alternative day with thanks and humility, even if I'm offered a freebie to the moon and/or a harem of Moorlock lookalikes.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Manthorp   5 Aug 2009 22:17 
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I will bring home a large bottle of Alsbach Uralt for the enjoyment of all dogbasketees.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   5 Aug 2009 22:30 
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RUBBISH.

 

Wedding that day.
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 From:  Mouse    5 Aug 2009 22:38 
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Well, Ant's always busy so let's move it to the 12th anyway.

 

<finishes stone etching>
<hands to Steve>

 

Sign this please.


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   5 Aug 2009 22:41 
 To:  Mouse       62 of 252 
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It seems I'm going to have 4 really busy weeks starting from 22nd August.

 

22nd August - 1st September - Conference in the US plus 3 days in Chicago
5th Sept - TKD course and a birthday
12th Sept - Wedding
17th - 18th Sept - Conference in Southampton
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   6 Aug 2009 08:33 
 To:  Mouse       63 of 252 
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I'll book some MORE tickets then.
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 From:  Mouse    6 Aug 2009 09:10 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      64 of 252 
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I believe the name you want the invoice to be under is 'Manthorp'.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   6 Aug 2009 09:11 
 To:  Mazz0      65 of 252 
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Date change!

bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  Manthorp   6 Aug 2009 09:16 
 To:  Mouse       66 of 252 
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I will redeem my guilt in beer & post-meat Austrian brandy.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)   6 Aug 2009 10:48 
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As you have changed the date I probably could make it now, that was until I looked at the train prices. £131.50 is something that I can not afford at the moment. I could drive but I have no where to store me car and I hate driving with a hangover.

 

I won't be missed anyway. </marvin>

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 From:  koswix   6 Aug 2009 10:48 
 To:  Manthorp      68 of 252 
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Make it post-meat Austrian bar maids and you might be onto a winner.

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse    6 Aug 2009 10:53 
 To:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)      69 of 252 
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Aww, we would miss you. Soz Wattsy.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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