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 From:  Mouse   
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36350.30 
Coming up quite quick this now, anyone else in? train tickets booked and that?

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.31 In reply to 36350.30 

Hmm, err, um.... /5th/ of September you say?

 

 

 


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The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  koswix     
36350.32 In reply to 36350.31 
Look, you've just lost haggis. Let's not make that haggis and your fingernails Kossyblog :@

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.33 In reply to 36350.30 
I haven't even booked train tickets for the two journeys before that, so don't push your luck.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.34 In reply to 36350.32 
I lost haggis a year ago when I went veggie :(


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  lp  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.35 In reply to 36350.30 
Shit, I have to /book/ tickets??

\m/ We are Gods at This Type of Thing \m/
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  lp     
36350.36 In reply to 36350.35 
You don't you walter. You just have to make sure you get to Leeds station Wetherspoons around 11.00am for mahoosive cooked breakfast and four pints of Guiness.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.37 In reply to 36350.36 
I'm going to join you cunts at Leeds IF THAT'S ALRIGHT. Train gets in at 8 past.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
36350.38 In reply to 36350.37 
With language like that I'm sure you'll be more than welcome.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.39 In reply to 36350.38 
Je suis desole :(
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
36350.40 In reply to 36350.39 
It's just not like you Boffers. Is it not having kids to swear to at school that's brought this on?

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.41 In reply to 36350.30 
What's the general wind down time for these things? I'm checking ticket prices/availability.
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 From:  koswix  
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36350.42 

Reet, I can get me train tickets for a smidge over 25 quid so I've really no excuse not to come.

 

Any room left in the dog basket, Steve?



The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)     
36350.43 In reply to 36350.41 
It's usually fairly early, about 8 or something that people start to leave York.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Manthorp  
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36350.44 In reply to 36350.43 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

Can't come! Just been invited to go to Ars Electronica (Linz, Austria) from 5-9 Sept at the taxpayer's (well, lottery go-inerer's) expense. It's an offer I can't turn down. Really really sorry, especially to dog basketees. You are welcome (seriously) to house keys though.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Manthorp     
36350.45 In reply to 36350.44 
Twat :(
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Manthorp     
36350.46 In reply to 36350.44 
Awwww...

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
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36350.47 In reply to 36350.45 
Arse, I think you mean.

Kenny
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 From:  Mouse   
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36350.48 

Right, what if, and this is just a thought, we moved it to the 12th, week after?

 

If anyone's booked tickets then sod that, but it was just an idea?


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.49 In reply to 36350.48 
That might be a slight possibility for me, since I'm not running a 10K the next day. I do have plans, but they might just be able to be wangled.

Kenny
The Wisdom of BBC Have Your Say:
I dont understand why persistent alcoholics causing problems and self harm get numerous warnings about their health, yet a noble man like Michael Jackson gets no warning or chance with a serious health issue and is taken away. There must be a better and higher life after this. This world must be like Lego to god.
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