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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Dave!!     
36350.240 In reply to 36350.239 
we're about 20 mins away. Get a round in.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Dave!!     
36350.241 In reply to 36350.240 
Pint of black sheep for me, be there in about 20 too.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse   
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Kenny! Where you at boi?

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Mouse   
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If anyones got Kennys number email me it to michaelwatmough at gee male dot com

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Dave!!  
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Never mind, he's here and the fellowship is complete!
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Dave!!     
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(fail)


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  koswix     
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Haha, you're Gimli! :D
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)  
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Lovely day, fab bunch. I ended up home pretty early from a rather dull continuation of alchol consumption in Manchester, all my friends wussed off about 3am.

 

My highlights were meeting those I had met for the first time, watching Kos crush a small child, people admiring my *fabulous* shoes and actually claiming my Manthorp snog.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)     
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Yeah, 'friends'.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
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We took it to the NEXT LEVEL BABY.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixDTZ_wi-Is

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 From:  koswix  
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That were reet.

 

Good to see everyone again, though I'm still amused that we count as a group of 'lads' and got KB'd from the Maltings.

 


Special thankyous to Steve as always: for the use of your snake and your sofa, and for not making us get up at 4am for breakfast. Still impressed that you cooked 4 breakfasts and had nothing yourself.

 

And an honourable mention to the York branch of Jessops.



The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse   
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Good to see everyone again. Thanks very much for your kind hospitality Steve, I am definitely getting me a robot snake.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
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My good lady and I had a great day in York - we had a picnic in the park before meeting up with teh posse, and the weather was perfect. It was good to see everyone again, and Gaynor enjoyed meeting you all. Shocking, I know.

Kenny
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