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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   12 Sep 2009 07:13 
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SEE YOU SOON CHAPS.

 

(Mouse/Steve, if you still have my no (-081) can you chuck me a text? I seem to have lost yours... again)
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 From:  koswix   12 Sep 2009 08:23 
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Um.

 


Oooops.

 

Thought my train was at 10.30, just looked at my ticket and it's at 9.30. I am more than 7 minutes away from the station.

 

Fuck.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   12 Sep 2009 08:36 
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Lollers. Ring them and get them to wait.
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 From:  koswix   12 Sep 2009 08:42 
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Just checked the prices and I can get a new ticket at the station for £35.

 

So fuck it, I'm going to come anyway. But you lot better buy me booze :'(


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Manthorp   12 Sep 2009 08:47 
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The Manthorp possie is on its way...
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Dave!!   12 Sep 2009 09:06 
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Gah! Why do I always wake up with a dodgy stomach or something when I've got plans for the day?

I'm still coming along by the way and that milk of magnesia has an hour to do its stuff before I leave the house. :(
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 From:  Mouse    12 Sep 2009 10:48 
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Right, we're not going to get to York till 12.50

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Manthorp   12 Sep 2009 10:48 
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It mixes well with peach schnapps. see you there soon.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Dave!!   12 Sep 2009 11:34 
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Eee, ya gits! So, is anyone else here yet? I'm going to head to the maltings in 5.
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 From:  Manthorp   12 Sep 2009 11:47 
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we're about 20 mins away. Get a round in.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix   12 Sep 2009 11:49 
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Pint of black sheep for me, be there in about 20 too.

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse    12 Sep 2009 12:41 
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Kenny! Where you at boi?

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Mouse    12 Sep 2009 13:23 
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If anyones got Kennys number email me it to michaelwatmough at gee male dot com

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Dave!!   12 Sep 2009 13:54 
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Never mind, he's here and the fellowship is complete!
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 From:  koswix   12 Sep 2009 16:50 
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(fail)

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   12 Sep 2009 17:09 
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Haha, you're Gimli! :D
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   13 Sep 2009 03:21 
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Lovely day, fab bunch. I ended up home pretty early from a rather dull continuation of alchol consumption in Manchester, all my friends wussed off about 3am.

 

My highlights were meeting those I had met for the first time, watching Kos crush a small child, people admiring my *fabulous* shoes and actually claiming my Manthorp snog.
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 From:  koswix   13 Sep 2009 08:12 
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Yeah, 'friends'.

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   13 Sep 2009 11:13 
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We took it to the NEXT LEVEL BABY.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixDTZ_wi-Is
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 From:  koswix   13 Sep 2009 11:22 
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That were reet.

 

Good to see everyone again, though I'm still amused that we count as a group of 'lads' and got KB'd from the Maltings.

 


Special thankyous to Steve as always: for the use of your snake and your sofa, and for not making us get up at 4am for breakfast. Still impressed that you cooked 4 breakfasts and had nothing yourself.

 

And an honourable mention to the York branch of Jessops.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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