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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
36350.219 In reply to 36350.215 

Kenny: Yes
Boff: Woo!
Kos: Argh!
Dave!!: Woo!


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.220 In reply to 36350.211 
I'll be there.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Manthorp     
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Stevie wevie. Where do we get trains back from your gaff?
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)  
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36350.222 
Can someone PM me their number? Ta.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
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Keighley. Boffy-woo.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)     
36350.224 In reply to 36350.222 
Mines 07768 937 137 if that's any help lover boy.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Manthorp     
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Super. I fought ewe'd mooved sumwhere els.
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 From:  patch  
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I've got a car! But I still won't be there. It's a good six hour drive at least, and I'd like to put the car in for a service before I make it go that far. Next time, though, for definite.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  patch     
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Get a train :(
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 From:  patch  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
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That's also six hours, with the difference being that I wouldn't be able to have a ciggie whenever I wanted. And what with flying back to the UK recently, I've had enough of restrictions like that for a while.
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 From:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)  
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Sorry y'all diving out of this one. Too many hours at work these current weeks. :(
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)     
36350.230 In reply to 36350.229 
Lightweight.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
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SEE YOU SOON CHAPS.

 

(Mouse/Steve, if you still have my no (-081) can you chuck me a text? I seem to have lost yours... again)

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 From:  koswix  
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36350.232 

Um.

 


Oooops.

 

Thought my train was at 10.30, just looked at my ticket and it's at 9.30. I am more than 7 minutes away from the station.

 

Fuck.



The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  koswix     
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Lollers. Ring them and get them to wait.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
36350.234 In reply to 36350.233 

Just checked the prices and I can get a new ticket at the station for £35.

 

So fuck it, I'm going to come anyway. But you lot better buy me booze :'(



The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Manthorp  
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36350.235 In reply to 36350.234 
The Manthorp possie is on its way...

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Dave!!  
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36350.236 
Gah! Why do I always wake up with a dodgy stomach or something when I've got plans for the day?

I'm still coming along by the way and that milk of magnesia has an hour to do its stuff before I leave the house. :(
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Mouse      
36350.237 In reply to 36350.1 
Right, we're not going to get to York till 12.50

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Dave!!     
36350.238 In reply to 36350.236 
It mixes well with peach schnapps. see you there soon.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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