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 From:  Mouse    10 Sep 2009 15:43 
 To:  Manthorp      179 of 252 
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Hmm, I shan't be staying overnight. What usually happens though is I have a childlike urge not to miss out on fun. And it would be nice to see the greyone. And break limbs. Certainly don't save me a bed anyway.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   10 Sep 2009 15:49 
 To:  Manthorp      180 of 252 
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Um. Afraid i'm withdrawing my definite :(
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 From:  Mouse    10 Sep 2009 15:59 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      181 of 252 
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WHAT?! After all thay moaning? If you don't come I'm going to make Milko sanitoriumize you're arse.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   10 Sep 2009 16:06 
 To:  Mouse       182 of 252 
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:(
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 From:  koswix   10 Sep 2009 16:07 
 To:  Manthorp      183 of 252 
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Homemade curry sounds awesome... aslong as there's no meat in it :$

 

*awkward*


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   10 Sep 2009 16:09 
 To:  Mouse       184 of 252 
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Okay so Hm. Fuck. I don't know. I'm in a funny mood.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   10 Sep 2009 16:09 
 To:  koswix      185 of 252 
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Just a bit of sausage.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   10 Sep 2009 16:17 
 To:  Manthorp      186 of 252 
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In an astonishing deviation from Meat Normality, I won't be requiring use of the dog-basket. We're heading back to Maisonette Kennette* in the evening, so we'll miss out on the late-night drinking, falling asleep in front of a DVD, leg-breakings and hot sausage action the next morning. Well, I say "miss out"...

 

*It's not actually a maisonette, but then again, she's not actually called Kennette either.

Kenny
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Kill Your Friends - John Niven
I was in one of the bands mentioned in this great book and we were at our most active in 1997.
Whipping Boy - Whipping Boy
We toured with Whipping Boy in the 90's and I thought they were very boring.
Neo Wave - Silver Sun
The greatest album ever made. This album is without doubt the greatest album of the 1990's, containing as it does the most uninhibited, most concise, most ear-bashingly beautiful tunes this side of hell.

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 From:  Manthorp   10 Sep 2009 16:25 
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Well it's shaping up to be a quiet night in, by the sound of it. Kos & (potential temporary guest) Mouse, I hope you're thirsty...

& I'm planning on doing a Chicken & Potato and a Dhal and Chick Pea, so the latter will be fine for you and it's most delicious and nutritious.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix   10 Sep 2009 16:26 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      188 of 252 
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Don't you dare leave me alone with him. I'll be a changed man :&

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  koswix   10 Sep 2009 16:27 
 To:  Manthorp      189 of 252 
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Sounds good!

 

Don't hurt me :((


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   10 Sep 2009 16:27 
 To:  Manthorp      190 of 252 
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Okay fuck it you've sold me. Tickets away!
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   10 Sep 2009 16:28 
 To:  Manthorp      191 of 252 
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So yeah, I'm in for the basket again. Sorry!
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 From:  Manthorp   10 Sep 2009 16:29 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      192 of 252 
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Grand, looking forward to it.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   10 Sep 2009 16:38 
 To:  koswix      193 of 252 
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You'll be fine. You've had carpet burns before, right?
Kenny
The Wisdom of Amazon user reviews:

Kill Your Friends - John Niven
I was in one of the bands mentioned in this great book and we were at our most active in 1997.
Whipping Boy - Whipping Boy
We toured with Whipping Boy in the 90's and I thought they were very boring.
Neo Wave - Silver Sun
The greatest album ever made. This album is without doubt the greatest album of the 1990's, containing as it does the most uninhibited, most concise, most ear-bashingly beautiful tunes this side of hell.

[Guess the reviewer's band. Go on. Guess.]
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   10 Sep 2009 16:39 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      194 of 252 
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Not /inside/ his jap's eye. I assume.
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 From:  koswix   10 Sep 2009 16:42 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      195 of 252 
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I still have the scars :(

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   10 Sep 2009 17:03 
 To:  Manthorp      196 of 252 
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Where is the new Manthorp towers? I need to be away fairly sharpish on the Sunday so need to have a shufty at trains beforehand...
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 From:  koswix   10 Sep 2009 17:26 
 To:  Mouse       197 of 252 
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Oi, where's yer website gone?

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   10 Sep 2009 17:47 
 To:  Manthorp      198 of 252 
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Not for me thanks, I'll be getting the train back to Mancs to party on.
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