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 From:  Dave!!   9 Sep 2009 14:12 
 To:  Mouse       170 of 252 
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Well, as I did earn £30 at the weekend for a bit of computer worky stuff, I've just spent some of that on a train ticket. So! Legs broken and all that. :)
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 From:  Mouse    9 Sep 2009 14:19 
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Eeeee, sright grand that.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   9 Sep 2009 18:35 
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WHAT TO WEAR? (panic)(scream)
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   9 Sep 2009 19:10 
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Nothing. It'll save time.
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 From:  Rich   9 Sep 2009 20:53 
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Uhhh, the missus informed me yesterday that on Saturday she's throwing me a surprise party for my birthday so I'm afraid we're both going to be no-shows :-(.

 

I was so frigging adamant about going on Sat she broke the silence on the surprise party.

 

So now not only do I not get to be drunk in York... I also have to be sociable to family and friends. Woe is me.

 

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 From:  Mouse    9 Sep 2009 20:57 
 To:  Rich      175 of 252 
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Pah, rubbish, But happy birthday.

 

In other news, 2 members of my staff have just gone down with swine flu. That makes things very interesting....


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   9 Sep 2009 21:01 
 To:  Mouse       176 of 252 
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It's still about? How utterly shit.
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 From:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)   9 Sep 2009 21:06 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      177 of 252 
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I second that drunken arse making at the Newbury beer festival this weekend. Last year I managed to get interviewed regarding the beer festival and rather drunkenly talked about the quilted toilet paper that was in the bog, thinking that they would never air it. And guess what, they did, on local TV and then as a load of my mates saw it, on youtube and on the newbury weekly news site. My wife was soo proud.

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 From:  Manthorp   10 Sep 2009 16:29 
 To:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)      178 of 252 
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Can I have a quick head count for the dog basket, please?

So far I've got definite bookings from:

Boffaroo
Kenny & Kennette
Kosgrove


Mouse, will you be snapping limbs in my garden? PyschoG, do you require to be bedded for the night? Offski & Keeley, will you stay with me on Saturday night or at your mum's? Any more for any more?

I have two spare bedrooms with double beds and a sofa bed in the sitting room, so there's capacity.

Everyone OK with home-made curries? I'm very good these days if I say so myself (which, self-evidently, I have just done). But it's easy to provide alternatives if anybody is curry intolerant.

GreyHair is entertaining friends on Saturday and fears they would never speak to her again if they saw any of the possie, so she'll be joining us when we get back to Manthorp Mansions.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Mouse    10 Sep 2009 16:43 
 To:  Manthorp      179 of 252 
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Hmm, I shan't be staying overnight. What usually happens though is I have a childlike urge not to miss out on fun. And it would be nice to see the greyone. And break limbs. Certainly don't save me a bed anyway.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   10 Sep 2009 16:49 
 To:  Manthorp      180 of 252 
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Um. Afraid i'm withdrawing my definite :(
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 From:  Mouse    10 Sep 2009 16:59 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      181 of 252 
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WHAT?! After all thay moaning? If you don't come I'm going to make Milko sanitoriumize you're arse.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   10 Sep 2009 17:06 
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:(
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 From:  koswix   10 Sep 2009 17:07 
 To:  Manthorp      183 of 252 
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Homemade curry sounds awesome... aslong as there's no meat in it :$

 

*awkward*


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   10 Sep 2009 17:09 
 To:  Mouse       184 of 252 
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Okay so Hm. Fuck. I don't know. I'm in a funny mood.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   10 Sep 2009 17:09 
 To:  koswix      185 of 252 
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Just a bit of sausage.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   10 Sep 2009 17:17 
 To:  Manthorp      186 of 252 
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In an astonishing deviation from Meat Normality, I won't be requiring use of the dog-basket. We're heading back to Maisonette Kennette* in the evening, so we'll miss out on the late-night drinking, falling asleep in front of a DVD, leg-breakings and hot sausage action the next morning. Well, I say "miss out"...

 

*It's not actually a maisonette, but then again, she's not actually called Kennette either.

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 From:  Manthorp   10 Sep 2009 17:25 
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Well it's shaping up to be a quiet night in, by the sound of it. Kos & (potential temporary guest) Mouse, I hope you're thirsty...

& I'm planning on doing a Chicken & Potato and a Dhal and Chick Pea, so the latter will be fine for you and it's most delicious and nutritious.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix   10 Sep 2009 17:26 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      188 of 252 
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Don't you dare leave me alone with him. I'll be a changed man :&

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  koswix   10 Sep 2009 17:27 
 To:  Manthorp      189 of 252 
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Sounds good!

 

Don't hurt me :((


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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