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 From:  koswix   3 Sep 2009 09:54 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      156 of 252 
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Nah, it's far more effective when I'm (mostly) sober.

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   3 Sep 2009 10:19 
 To:  koswix      157 of 252 
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Yeah, like you're ever (mostly) sober.

 

Meanwhile, my good lady has sorted out the train tickets, so we'll see y'awll in Y'awrk.

Kenny
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 From:  koswix   3 Sep 2009 10:24 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      158 of 252 
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Yo going via Edinburgh? Think I'm on the 10.30>

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   3 Sep 2009 10:34 
 To:  koswix      159 of 252 
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Nah - we're travelling from Sunderland.
Kenny
The Wisdom of Amazon user reviews:

Kill Your Friends - John Niven
I was in one of the bands mentioned in this great book and we were at our most active in 1997.
Whipping Boy - Whipping Boy
We toured with Whipping Boy in the 90's and I thought they were very boring.
Neo Wave - Silver Sun
The greatest album ever made. This album is without doubt the greatest album of the 1990's, containing as it does the most uninhibited, most concise, most ear-bashingly beautiful tunes this side of hell.

[Guess the reviewer's band. Go on. Guess.]
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 From:  koswix   3 Sep 2009 13:11 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      160 of 252 
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Poor bastard.

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   3 Sep 2009 13:48 
 To:  koswix      161 of 252 
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It's not so bad.






Compared to Paisley.
Kenny
The Wisdom of Amazon user reviews:

Kill Your Friends - John Niven
I was in one of the bands mentioned in this great book and we were at our most active in 1997.
Whipping Boy - Whipping Boy
We toured with Whipping Boy in the 90's and I thought they were very boring.
Neo Wave - Silver Sun
The greatest album ever made. This album is without doubt the greatest album of the 1990's, containing as it does the most uninhibited, most concise, most ear-bashingly beautiful tunes this side of hell.

[Guess the reviewer's band. Go on. Guess.]
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 From:  Manthorp   7 Sep 2009 07:36 
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)      162 of 252 
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It's pretty much a requirement, we all line up.


You can be first, Psycho, while my saliva is still unadulterated and my tongue's still limber.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Mouse    8 Sep 2009 21:36 
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This Saturday!

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   8 Sep 2009 21:46 
 To:  Mouse       164 of 252 
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I will make a drunken arse of myself at the wedding I'm going to to ensure the spirit of Teh is with me.
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 From:  Mouse    8 Sep 2009 22:50 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      165 of 252 
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Woo! Break a leg.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   8 Sep 2009 22:54 
 To:  Mouse       166 of 252 
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HmmmmhmmhmmmmmmmMMmmmMmhmmm.
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 From:  Mouse    8 Sep 2009 23:26 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      167 of 252 
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:$

 

'Nah, don't reckon you've broken it, it's just badly sprained'


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   9 Sep 2009 09:32 
 To:  Mouse       168 of 252 
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I still don't think you /really/ broke it. The cast was all a show to make me look silly.
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 From:  Mouse    9 Sep 2009 09:43 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      169 of 252 
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No way man, I saw the X-ray. There was definately a Manthorp's ball type crack.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Dave!!   9 Sep 2009 14:12 
 To:  Mouse       170 of 252 
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Well, as I did earn £30 at the weekend for a bit of computer worky stuff, I've just spent some of that on a train ticket. So! Legs broken and all that. :)
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 From:  Mouse    9 Sep 2009 14:19 
 To:  Dave!!      171 of 252 
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Eeeee, sright grand that.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   9 Sep 2009 18:35 
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WHAT TO WEAR? (panic)(scream)
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   9 Sep 2009 19:10 
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)      173 of 252 
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Nothing. It'll save time.
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 From:  Rich   9 Sep 2009 20:53 
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Uhhh, the missus informed me yesterday that on Saturday she's throwing me a surprise party for my birthday so I'm afraid we're both going to be no-shows :-(.

 

I was so frigging adamant about going on Sat she broke the silence on the surprise party.

 

So now not only do I not get to be drunk in York... I also have to be sociable to family and friends. Woe is me.

 

:(




Rich
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 From:  Mouse    9 Sep 2009 20:57 
 To:  Rich      175 of 252 
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Pah, rubbish, But happy birthday.

 

In other news, 2 members of my staff have just gone down with swine flu. That makes things very interesting....


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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