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 From:  koswix   1 Sep 2009 13:46 
 To:  Mouse       119 of 252 
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I've just changed my tickets (at a cost of £35, fuck head :@ ) so I'm glad to see you've updated this post already.

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse    1 Sep 2009 13:47 
 To:  koswix      120 of 252 
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Hurrah! I just assumed. :Y

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  koswix   1 Sep 2009 13:57 
 To:  Mouse       121 of 252 
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Cock.

 

 

 


:C


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse    1 Sep 2009 14:11 
 To:  koswix      122 of 252 
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Knack off and bring me down fudge.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  koswix   1 Sep 2009 14:17 
 To:  Mouse       123 of 252 
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What kind of fudge?

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse    1 Sep 2009 14:45 
 To:  koswix      124 of 252 
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ahnunno.. Vanilla. With raisins.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  paul   1 Sep 2009 16:26 
 To:  Mouse       125 of 252 
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Could have meant deep-fried or not...
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 From:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)   1 Sep 2009 16:33 
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I should mention that me and Keeley are still intent on attending this congregation of fellows. :D
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 From:  Manthorp   1 Sep 2009 16:37 
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)      127 of 252 
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Brill! Are you heading back to Keighley at the end of it?
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)   1 Sep 2009 16:39 
 To:  Manthorp      128 of 252 
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We're in Keefley between the 5th and the 17th to play with Mouses instruments (no John (did I do it right?)) so it will happily coincide with Teh Meat. :]
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 From:  Mouse    1 Sep 2009 17:17 
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)      129 of 252 
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Woo, good stuff.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Manthorp   1 Sep 2009 18:33 
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)      130 of 252 
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Excellent. And yes, you did.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   1 Sep 2009 20:00 
 To:  koswix      131 of 252 
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So, you'll be packing fudge then?

 

(yes John)

bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  koswix   1 Sep 2009 22:32 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      132 of 252 
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Oh dear, even /I/ thought that was too obvious to be bothering with.

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)   2 Sep 2009 17:02 
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)      134 of 252 
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What are you doing in a Birmingham, you poor sod?

Dan Herman
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   2 Sep 2009 17:12 
 To:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)      135 of 252 
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PhD, bastard.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   2 Sep 2009 17:24 
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)      137 of 252 
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So how much are they paying you? ~£12.5k? (Tax free)

 

It's make or break for me at the moment PhD wise at Manchester. I officially finish my MPhil on the 18th and then need to write up, but there is seemingly a part funded studentship (or 2) available in the department, just means my supervisor needs to secure £22,000 from industry across 3 years, he's trying his best with a little bit of good news, but it's not been secured yet :(
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 From:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)   2 Sep 2009 17:32 
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)      138 of 252 
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Ah, not too shabby. Contrary to popular belief, Birmingham is an excellent city and, being the Midlands, you can get nearly all of mainland UK within half a day.

Dan Herman
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