Teh ForumNorthern Meat - NOW 12th September 2009 (DATE CHANGE)

 

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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.115 In reply to 36350.113 
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 From:  Dr Nick (FOZZA)  
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36350.116 

I am gutted to say that my flight to Turkey is actually that Saturday not the Monday like I thought it was.

 

Can I get a Man throb date change?

 

If not I will be at the next one .

 

Need to introduce you Northerners to Nachos! Southern Style! :)



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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Dr Nick (FOZZA)     
36350.117 In reply to 36350.116 

(facepalm)

 

Never mind. Next time.

 

Are the nachos made out of the same stuff as pakoras? Cos I had some southern nachos yesterday and that's what they were like.


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.118 In reply to 36350.117 
Don't think so. Nachos are made from cornmeal, I think, and Pakoras from gram flour. But I could be talking bollocks.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.119 In reply to 36350.1 
I've just changed my tickets (at a cost of £35, fuck head :@ ) so I'm glad to see you've updated this post already.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  koswix     
36350.120 In reply to 36350.119 
Hurrah! I just assumed. :Y

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.121 In reply to 36350.120 

Cock.

 

 

 


:C



The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  koswix     
36350.122 In reply to 36350.121 
Knack off and bring me down fudge.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.123 In reply to 36350.122 
What kind of fudge?


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  koswix     
36350.124 In reply to 36350.123 
ahnunno.. Vanilla. With raisins.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  paul  
 To:  Mouse      
36350.125 In reply to 36350.124 
Could have meant deep-fried or not...

ep
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 From:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)  
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36350.126 
I should mention that me and Keeley are still intent on attending this congregation of fellows. :D
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)     
36350.127 In reply to 36350.126 
Brill! Are you heading back to Keighley at the end of it?

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)  
 To:  Manthorp     
36350.128 In reply to 36350.127 
We're in Keefley between the 5th and the 17th to play with Mouses instruments (no John (did I do it right?)) so it will happily coincide with Teh Meat. :]
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)     
36350.129 In reply to 36350.126 
Woo, good stuff.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)     
36350.130 In reply to 36350.128 
Excellent. And yes, you did.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  koswix     
36350.131 In reply to 36350.123 

So, you'll be packing fudge then?

 

(yes John)

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
36350.132 In reply to 36350.131 
Oh dear, even /I/ thought that was too obvious to be bothering with.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
36350.134 In reply to 36350.133 
What are you doing in a Birmingham, you poor sod?
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