Awesome meat-free alternative deep fried meat.

I even managed to get home in once piece!

Must do it again soon, been too long since the last Scotch piss-up.

That was fun!

Things you missed:

Craig and me exiting Bunker and, on the way to Sleazys, acquiring two blokes from Belfast who wanted to go somewhere but didn't know where and ended up with us in Sleazys.

Some guy nearly getting in a fight with me in Sleazys over something (I have no idea what - it either started when I started trying to tell a story about nearly getting in a fight outside Sleazys or it started before that and I thought that that story would somehow help).

Craig and me and the two guys from Belfast exiting Sleazys, trying to get into the ABC, but it was student night.

Craig and me running up the hill, round by the art school and back down to Sleazys to avoid the Belfast blokes.

Me fancying a blonde girl in Sleazys, but ending up dancing with her friend, and being much too drunk to behave in an appropriate manner, and somehow ending up being buttonholed by a very drunk guy to talk about music and the world and being excellent to each other and all that until the girls went away and I somehow got home and woke up with black marker pen on me. Not sure how that happened.

I would like an invite to the next Scotch meat please.

Probably wont come, but I'd still like an invite please.

If only it wasn't a school night for me :(

When i got to Queen Street and saw the hordes of hideously drunk people getting on the last train to Edinburgh I /did/ consider doing a Dyl, but I couldn't be arsed walking back up the hill :D

The highlight of the night was bolting up the hill beside the ABC with me struggling to match your pace.

Fun times though!