That's fine - different people can afford different amounts, there's no mandatory minimum amount for any individual (or maximum; any surplus will roll around to next year, excluding what I spend on hookers). :)
Will do. I suspect we'll be fine once remaining payments and affiliate pots are added in, but I'll do another update later this week and if it looks like we'll be significantly short then I'll send out the adorable children with collection tins to squeeze some more out of people. :)
It has been the source of constant sick jokes, not all of them mine. It's had a definite affect on visitor numbers, turning an excellent tourist resort into an almost perfect one. The Ocean Club in particular seems to be massively undersubscribed.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951