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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Dave!!     
34338.186 In reply to 34338.183 
quote: Dave!!
Well that was a good laugh! Apart from those who are staying at Manthrob Towers, in which case it's probably still a good laugh!


It was a good laugh, right up until Mouse crawled his way back from getting his ankle mangled by a feral badger, at which point it became utterly hilarious.

Well, maybe not utterly hilarious. The good news is he's mostly OK, except for the ankle. And maybe the knee.

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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
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It was a good laugh, right up until Mouse crawled his way back from getting his ankle mangled by a feral badger...


How many nicknames does Steve need?!
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 From:  Rich  
 To:  dyl     
34338.188 In reply to 34338.184 
The mandolin didn't make an appearance then? Or did you and your friend come up with a totally 'rad' Malawian subsistence farmer mandolin-backed rap or something?

Now there's a niche market.




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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
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You'll be pleased to know Mouse is now undergoing treatment at the specialist Feral Attack Recovery Trauma unit. They're giving him a 75% chance of getting back to 100% sometime soon. Our thoughts are with him.
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 From:  Manthorp  
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It was, I thought, a very fine meat. Mouse's considerable inebriation has to be set in the context of he and I starting drinking at 11am, with a pint of Guinness over breakfast. We were on our third pint at the Maltings when Boff arrived (having shared his train with Wayne Sleep). He was followed shortly afterwards by Rich & Amy, Dave!! & Ricard00.

By the time Serge, Elena & Voltane arrived our annexation of the pub was more or less complete. Mouse was told off for swearing; an omen of things to come. We toddled off to the Vaults for a few, then closed our eyes, wished really hard and when we opened them again, there was the Enchanted Pub. lots of Yorkshire Puddings were consumed. It was now evening & we headed into the shambles to find the bar with free wifi that Mouse's sister had insisted we visit. Several deceptive cocktails later we returned to the Maltings for a final couple before heading back to Manthorp towers. More of that later...

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
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Maybe you & Jon should organise a mini Cornish (Pastie) Meat. Can't pretend I'd be able to attend, but there must be few South-Westernerers.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Manthorp     
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Once again, many thanks for being a wonderful host. I feel bad that we pretty much demolished the gifts we'd brought with little help from yourself.

 

Incidently, if anyone wants to take up my recommendation I've got a copy of the Princess Bride I can post on.

 

Hopefully we're hear back from Mouse soonish? Have you had any news?

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
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Just had a call from him this minute. he's got a broken ankle! He's being kept in overnight. Big girl.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Manthorp     
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Holy shit. My diagnosis was a bit shit then - "You'll be fine in the morning...".

 

He's joined the exclusive broken ankle club.

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 From:  koswix  
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What actually /happened/ to Mouse?


69, also known by its French name soixante-neuf (sixty-nine), is a sexual activity. In this position, two people orient themselves such that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals, simultaneously performing oral sex. This position can be performed in opposite-sex or same-sex pairings.
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 From:  Rich  
 To:  koswix     
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He collided with a high speed badger.




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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  koswix     
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Even Mouse doesn't know. He disappeared from outside Manthorp Towers for a couple of hours, eventually knocking faintly on the door at about 3am, sodden & mucky and unable to walk.

He had been freshish on the train: he stood up once, then fell headlong onto the floor. But he seemed ok walking up from the station. Abduction by badgers seems most probable.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)  
 To:  Manthorp     
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Were you shouted at by an irate train replacement bus driver?

 

That was fun.

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  craig (CHARTLEY)     
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No, but the conductor displayed a touching concern for Mouse's well-being when Mouse hurled himself onto the floor at his feet

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
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/MY/ God that was an exciting one... could've done with a few more people, but nevertheless it was great.

 

Thank you very very much Steve for the hospitality (no pun intended), and hope Mouse gets better. I'll upload some pics today or sometime soon - currently I'm a bit "high" due to the amount of caffeine I consumed on the way back to London.

[...Insert Brain Here...]
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 From:  Voltane  
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uh!

 

So I broke my promise to not drink much on Friday and spent the entire journey from my house to Serg's trying not to throw up.
Then I told Serg and Elena that was going to have a non-alcoholic drink first to ease myself back into drinking but end up ordering a pint of Black Sheep straight away.
I didn't have a non-alcoholic drink until early this morning.
So I ended up not feeling well on the journey back too. (fail)

 

But in between a lot of fun was had!

 

Thanks to Serg and Elena for the lift, tea and chocolates.
Thanks to Manthorp for the floor space, the beer, the breakfast and most importantly for not getting upset at all the triple whiskeys I seemed to finish off from the bottle Serg brought with him as a gift. :-$

 

Thanks to everyone else for some great company, we should do it again sometime soon-ish.


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 From:  Rich  
 To:  Voltane     
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My slightly blurry photos are at:

 

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=56577




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 From:  Voltane  
 To:  Rich     
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Not viewable through that link. :(
So i'll just have to browse manually (forgot you are in my friends list).

*tags himself as Rich seems to have forgotten as well*

And i'm about to shred my website usage by hosting this video of Dyl's musical prowess.

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 From:  Rich  
 To:  Voltane     
34338.205 In reply to 34338.204 
Hey, I tagged you as Voltane :P




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