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 From:  Rowan  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      
34064.5 In reply to 34064.1 
That doesn't really sound like functional programming, really. Just having first-class functions. And delegates didn't seem very far off that anyway. Ho hum. I doubt I'll be allowed to use .NET 3 for anything at work for several few years yet to come anyway.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   
 To:  Rowan     
34064.6 In reply to 34064.5 

It's not proper functional programming in the Haskell or CaML sense, no, because you've got mutable variables and stuff. Mostly it is just having first-class functions, and yes, that's done through delegates and generics which we had in C# 2.0, but the 3.0 compiler has got type inference and lambda syntax and pre-defined Action<T> and Func<T,TReturn> delegate classes and stuff which just make it all much easier to deal with.

 

For example, you use to have to say

 

list.Find(delegate(string s){ return s.StartsWith("A"); }

 

whereas now you can say

 

list.Find(s => s.StartsWith("A"));

 

which is much more readable.

 

Plus, using lambda expressions instead of delegates changes the way you think about them, makes them seem more like variables and things you can throw around the place and store in hash tables and so forth.


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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Mouse     
34064.7 In reply to 34064.6 
What is your opinion on all this?

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
34064.8 In reply to 34064.7 
I enjoy reading these threads and not knowing what is being said in any manner what-so-ever. I have no idea why.

Edit: Sorry, how rude. What's your opinion

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Mouse     
34064.9 In reply to 34064.8 

I enjoy them similarly. I have no idea what anyone is on about but like to hear their opinions anyway.

 

Anyway, I wanted you to make up some plausible sounding nonsense.


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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
34064.10 In reply to 34064.1 

Well I'm not convinced that the value functioning flops are really worth the VB they are written on.

 

I mean, ffs, if you're going to do class D sector mounting you might as well do it with an argument contructing delimitted F Class module.

 

And what's all this nonsense with C# 3.0 obstructing your quads? You might as well shoot a monkey in a barrel as far as I'm concerned.

 

:?


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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Mouse     
34064.11 In reply to 34064.10 
Monkey in a barrel is an apt comparison. The practise of de-quantifying 3rd order quasi-infered concave proto-skaves to achieve boydian wholeness in semantic offload is, imo, folly.

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
34064.12 In reply to 34064.11 
You know what they say, 'If you've got a hat on your head, make sure it's not filled with beef''.

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Mouse     
34064.13 In reply to 34064.12 
And "don't put bees in your cranium".

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
34064.14 In reply to 34064.13 
COVERED IN BEES!


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  koswix     
34064.15 In reply to 34064.14 
Could not connect to remote server :'S

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
34064.16 In reply to 34064.15 
I just clicked the link again and our proxy thing blocked it going "OMEGA SPYWAYREERE!!!""!"ELEVN

:$

COVERED IN BEES (MKII)!


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  koswix     
34064.17 In reply to 34064.16 

Hahahahaha. Bees transported by truck :')

 

Things you never think about.

 

They should train them to fly there like pigeons.


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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
34064.18 In reply to 34064.17 

They should let them fly on aeroplanes for long distances. They could go buzzness class :D

 

Also, I love that there just happened to be(e) some bee keepers passing at the time to help out :D



The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
34064.19 In reply to 34064.17 

If all the bees flew upwards while in a container on the truck it would increase decrease increase the MPG of said truck. /That's/ thinking local, acting global Al Gore.

 

:Y

Edit: :$

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  ALL
34064.20 

I'm having trouble visualising what 12 million bees would be like.

 

I can't beleive they had chance bee-keepers passing by, but no one had a camera :C



The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  milko  
 To:  koswix     
34064.21 In reply to 34064.20 

Yeah, "Several beekeepers who were passing by stopped to aid the workers in controlling the bees."? I think there's more to this than meets the eye. Some kind of conspiracy, I'm just not sure what.

 

Perhaps one of the Beehive team was trying for some guerilla marketing but kinda fucked it up?


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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   
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34064.22 
I was all excited cos there were 15 new posts on my functional programming thread. Then I find out it's just a bunch of cunts talking about fucking bees. (fail)

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      
34064.23 In reply to 34064.22 
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Then I find out it's just a bunch of cunts talking about fucking bees.


Oww! :X
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  milko     
34064.24 In reply to 34064.21 
Maybe it was some sort of bee terrorism. Bin Laden is secretly stealing the bees, which is why they had to import more of them in 2005, one by one and some crack FBI bee-keepers are being paid to follow all bee movements to try and break this illegal bee stealing ring.


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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