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 From:  milko  
 To:  koswix     
34064.21 In reply to 34064.20 

Yeah, "Several beekeepers who were passing by stopped to aid the workers in controlling the bees."? I think there's more to this than meets the eye. Some kind of conspiracy, I'm just not sure what.

 

Perhaps one of the Beehive team was trying for some guerilla marketing but kinda fucked it up?


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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   
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I was all excited cos there were 15 new posts on my functional programming thread. Then I find out it's just a bunch of cunts talking about fucking bees. (fail)

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      
34064.23 In reply to 34064.22 
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Then I find out it's just a bunch of cunts talking about fucking bees.


Oww! :X
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  milko     
34064.24 In reply to 34064.21 
Maybe it was some sort of bee terrorism. Bin Laden is secretly stealing the bees, which is why they had to import more of them in 2005, one by one and some crack FBI bee-keepers are being paid to follow all bee movements to try and break this illegal bee stealing ring.


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 From:  Rowan  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      
34064.25 In reply to 34064.6 

If it's got mutable variables or functions with side-effects, it just isn't functional programming at all, no two ways about it. Type inference is nice, though, I agree. And lambda calculus allows you to feel geekily superior, which I suppose you like.

 

Meh, it all seems like yet more pretty sprinklings of syntactic sugar, which I'm all for, I just took issue with it being called 'functional programming'.

 

I was going to make a dig at you being uneducated and having never gone to uni, and all that jazz, but going to Bracknell has killed all of my fighting spirit. I may never jibe again.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   
 To:  Rowan     
34064.26 In reply to 34064.25 

Pedant. You can do stuff like currying and partial application, too.

 

Anyway, like I said, C# 3.0 has FP-ish elements, but I agree they're all pretty much syntactic sugar. Which is why I've got F# to play with too, because it's proper functional, being a .NET CLR implementation of CaML. You can actually do defines which allow mutable variables, but immutable is the default. And it does proper function list handling, without stacks and all that nonsense.


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 From:  Rowan  
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34064.27 In reply to 34064.26 
Mm. I had to do ML at uni. It's pretty much evil to it's core, I decided. And whenever you want to do something good, you just call a C library anyway...
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   
 To:  Rowan     
34064.28 In reply to 34064.27 
I wouldn't want to try to achieve anything major using it. Could be quite useful for calling from imperative code for doing stuff like stream processing though.

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 From:  Rowan  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      
34064.29 In reply to 34064.28 
Rendle and Haskell, sitting in a tree, R-E-C-U-R-S-I-N-G! :O
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   
 To:  Rowan     
34064.30 In reply to 34064.29 
Too many languages, too little time.

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