Not trains that will get me to London for a Film & Video Umbrella emergency board meeting at 6pm tonight, then get me & a fucking great tool box to my mum's in Chipping Campden for first thing tomorrow morning for moving-her-back-into-her-house-after-eight-months-flood-damage-restoration duties.
What a dutiful chairman and son I am. And lavishly tooled.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951