I'd personally be hesitant about going for a curry in York. It isn't Bradford. I think in the past we've eaten at the Lendal Cellars, although according to some reviews on there it now "smells bad".
Mouse is a curry snob so we probably won't be having any curry in York.
Bradford has spoilt him.
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I have just emailed the powers-that-be that if the conference is on or around the 20th I will not be able to attend as I will be getting shitfaced and jumping off bridges with my online paramours.
A quick check at sell-off vactions shows I can get a flight to London for buttons and pocket lint at that time. Do you happen to know how long a train trip from London to York would be, if I was to do that? And approximately how much it would cost?
Excellent - I'll have to check what the train situation is; I was getting some very odd results from thetrainline this morning, which suggested that the best way to get to York from Glasgow was via Edinburgh, Carlisle and Newcastle.
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There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?
-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
Are you and craig not coming to pick me and Kos up so we can get shitfaced on the train? :( There's currently a lot of work on the tracks are Edinburgh so i think a lot of routes are shitted up at the minute.
That would be so cool. York is beautiful, and the Minster is one of the sights you are expected to see 'before you die'*, as is the sight of a dozen whey-faced geeks getting plastered in the middle of the afternoon.
I can promise you a luxurious dog basket of your very own (unless the prospect of sharing it with several hairy Caledonians appeals more...
The cost of the ticket varies with when you book it. Earlier is cheaper, often considerably so.
Mouse has given you the appropriate linkage.
*so bloody morbid, that phrase, as if by visiting a beautiful sight you bring yourself one step closer to death
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
I'm giving it some very serious thought - thanks so much for the dog basket offer. I could do with a break here, shopping in London, Ministers, and getting plastered with whey-faced geeks sounds just the ticket.
Ah - that might explain it. Baws. Normally I get a reasonably early train over to Edinburgh to meet the 9:30ish to [whereever], which gets to York about lunchtime. If things are all fuxorred, the plan might change. I'll ask questions next time I'm in the station.
Kenny The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards: One Night At McCool's
There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?
-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.