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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.85 In reply to 33076.84 
Without beer and curry i Reckon I could...


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  koswix     
33076.86 In reply to 33076.85 
Although let's face it, a meat isn't really a meat without beer and curry is it now.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Dave!!     
33076.87 In reply to 33076.86 
True :(


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Dave!!     
33076.88 In reply to 33076.86 
I'd personally be hesitant about going for a curry in York. It isn't Bradford. I think in the past we've eaten at the Lendal Cellars, although according to some reviews on there it now "smells bad".
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 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)  
 To:  Dave!!     
33076.89 In reply to 33076.86 

Oh dear there'll be eating of curries?

 

Sadly I was born with no ability to handle spices and as a result, when eating a curry, sweat bullets and shake whilst drinking gallons of water.

 

I'll start building myself up now...

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  craig (CHARTLEY)     
33076.90 In reply to 33076.89 

Mouse is a curry snob so we probably won't be having any curry in York.

 

Bradford has spoilt him.



The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Rich  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.91 In reply to 33076.52 

I will be there, and happy to act as Scortesh->English translator type chappie.

 

Have we decided on a date yet?


Rich - e - w - m
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Rich     
33076.92 In reply to 33076.91 
Thank goodness for that, 20th of October, York.
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 From:  Mouse   
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33076.93 
So, have the people who need to booked their train tickets yet?
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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Mouse      
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No, that would be far too much like commitment.

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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Mouse      
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What he said ^. Has steve confirmed dog basket status...? I didn't notice.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
33076.96 In reply to 33076.95 
What happenend there?
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.97 In reply to 33076.27 
Oi! Have you found out any more about your Malaysian mediafaggery?

Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
33076.98 In reply to 33076.97 
I have just emailed the powers-that-be that if the conference is on or around the 20th I will not be able to attend as I will be getting shitfaced and jumping off bridges with my online paramours.

So the dog basket is definitively available.

Please could we resumé who wishes to have something put up them be put up for the night? I make it:

Your good self, Kenny
Craig
Boff

Kos, are you needing a corner of the dog basket? BP? Anybody else?

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.99 In reply to 33076.98 
A quick check at sell-off vactions shows I can get a flight to London for buttons and pocket lint at that time.  Do you happen to know how long a train trip from London to York would be, if I was to do that? And approximately how much it would cost?





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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
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Couple of hours apparently. Check:

 

www.thetrainline.com

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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Manthorp     
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I think we Scottishes maybe need to sort out what train we're getting pretty sharpish so we can get cheap tickets.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.102 In reply to 33076.98 
Excellent - I'll have to check what the train situation is; I was getting some very odd results from thetrainline this morning, which suggested that the best way to get to York from Glasgow was via Edinburgh, Carlisle and Newcastle.

Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
33076.103 In reply to 33076.102 
Are you and craig not coming to pick me and Kos up so we can get shitfaced on the train? :( There's currently a lot of work on the tracks are Edinburgh so i think a lot of routes are shitted up at the minute.
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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.104 In reply to 33076.100 
Oh, thats not so bad, thanks. Do you happen to know if it is necessary to book in advance? 
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