The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
I shall try to upload the few that I took sometime tomorrow as well. :)
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The intelligence of American Politics
"Our enemy is innovative and resourceful. And so are we."
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither do we." - George Bush
It was really lovely to meat you, Lindy. Huge thanks for making that huge investment in time and money to join us. I hope the bridge-jumping wasn't too bad for your heart. X
And thanks to everyone else who came. It was indeed a legendary meat - surely the largest Northern one ever at 14 bottoms (or 27 buttocks, BP's slender keister only counting for one) on seats. It was a delight as ever to shoehorn the overnighters into the dog basket. May says you're all welcome to balance her chop on her forehead for your own entertainment any time.
Also, yoh! to the idea that we hold an extreme northern Scotch meat next year. The Scottishes have made great efforts over the years to visit the warmth and civilisation of England; it's only fair that we should freeze our tits off and fur our arteries feasting on battered lard in return.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951