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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   11 Nov 2007 19:00 
 To:  dyl      481 of 518 
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Kos is the worst snorer I've ever slept with. And at one point he farted right in my face.
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 From:  koswix   11 Nov 2007 19:03 
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)      482 of 518 
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Lovely to meet you Lindy!

 

And nice to see everyone else again too.

 

Big thanks to the Manthorp family as always, I don't know how they put up with us tbh x a gigabyte.

 


Sorry for being a bit loud in the bedroom....


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   11 Nov 2007 19:08 
 To:  dyl      483 of 518 
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I've just realise. We were thrown by the fact that we were sleeping with a snake too. But that's "Kenny is naked". Which he was, at one point.
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 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)   11 Nov 2007 19:43 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      484 of 518 
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Kos does indeed snore very, very loudly. As for the farting, I can not comment, I was blessedly further away from him than poor old Boff.

 

Well played all, and many, many thanks to Manthorp + family.

 

<doffs cap and bows>
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   11 Nov 2007 19:58 
 To:  Mouse       485 of 518 
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There was a bit in today's Observer about teleportation :>. Serendipity.
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 From:  koswix   11 Nov 2007 20:07 
 To:  craig (CHARTLEY)      486 of 518 
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I have a cold :((

 

:-$


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   11 Nov 2007 20:12 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      487 of 518 
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Not completely naked :{ (I seem to often be accused of being naked when I am in fact wearing boxer shorts. Maybe I need bigger pants.)

Anyway, it was a fantastic meat, and good to see you all and eat yorkshire puddings.
Kenny
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There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   11 Nov 2007 21:17 
 To:  af (CAER)      488 of 518 
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WHERE IS PICTURES?

 

Or are you still wading through all the shit ones I took? :(
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 From:  af (CAER)   11 Nov 2007 21:17 
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Hello! That was a fun meat :D Apologies to Kenny for pretending to ask him to get me an Irish whiskey. Pretending. Yes.

Whisky + water is now my tipple. Cos I can drink it for longer that way.

A thousand thanks to Pete for running me back to York, nay right to my car in fact -a proper gent!

It was most pleasant to meat you all :D

Also, here are photo which I shall also post in a separate thread, also.

Also.
Caer
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   11 Nov 2007 21:18 
 To:  af (CAER)      490 of 518 
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That was well timed.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   11 Nov 2007 21:22 
 To:  af (CAER)      491 of 518 
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What... the...?
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 From:  af (CAER)   11 Nov 2007 21:31 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      492 of 518 
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vrooommmrrrrummmmmm neeeeooowwwww r-r-r-r-r-r-rrrrrr!
Caer
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 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)   11 Nov 2007 23:52 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      493 of 518 
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Never did get a fez from that 'Hat shop' :(
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 From:  Rich   11 Nov 2007 23:59 
 To:  af (CAER)      494 of 518 
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FOLLOW THAT YARIS!!
Rich - e - w - m
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   12 Nov 2007 00:00 
 To:  craig (CHARTLEY)      495 of 518 
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You look like Tiny Tim to Boff's Bob Cratchit.
Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)   12 Nov 2007 00:19 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      496 of 518 
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I'm unsure how to respond to that, so this is all I shall response with.

 

Good night.
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 From:  Dave!!   12 Nov 2007 01:12 
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I shall try to upload the few that I took sometime tomorrow as well. :)
---

The intelligence of American Politics

"Our enemy is innovative and resourceful. And so are we."
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither do we." - George Bush
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 From:  Manthorp   12 Nov 2007 09:04 
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)      498 of 518 
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It was really lovely to meat you, Lindy. Huge thanks for making that huge investment in time and money to join us. I hope the bridge-jumping wasn't too bad for your heart. X

And thanks to everyone else who came. It was indeed a legendary meat - surely the largest Northern one ever at 14 bottoms (or 27 buttocks, BP's slender keister only counting for one) on seats. It was a delight as ever to shoehorn the overnighters into the dog basket. May says you're all welcome to balance her chop on her forehead for your own entertainment any time.

Also, yoh! to the idea that we hold an extreme northern Scotch meat next year. The Scottishes have made great efforts over the years to visit the warmth and civilisation of England; it's only fair that we should freeze our tits off and fur our arteries feasting on battered lard in return.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)   12 Nov 2007 09:25 
 To:  Manthorp      499 of 518 
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Thanks Manny, the pleasure was all mine.  I'd love to do it again (perhaps in Scottish lands).
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 From:  paul   12 Nov 2007 12:45 
 To:  Mouse       500 of 518 
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Congrats dude on organising a swell-looking meat.

 

Told ya you'd get teh crown.

 

(nod)

[english]paul
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