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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
33076.473 In reply to 33076.472 
Thanks Boff, great meeting you as well. I'm so glad I decided to come.

I'm off now to do more exploring!
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
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I figured that if I couldn't work out what I was trying to post other people wouldn't have a hope in hell...


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Mouse   
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Lovely to see everyone and meet new people. I had a really good day.

 

Parsnip Wine, just say no kids.

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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
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It said (sorry to disrespect your wish to obliterate your drunken nonsense Kos, but I think our gain is greater than your loss, and I happen to have left the thread open in my browser last night)

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Please someboy save me. I don't wan't to get into bed with boff. kenny i snaked and wrong.

Please help./

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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  dyl     
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Hahahaha! I'm trying not to envision Kos wrongly snaking Kenny.  :D  
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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  dyl     
33076.478 In reply to 33076.476 
:'D
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The intelligence of American Politics

"Our enemy is innovative and resourceful. And so are we."
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither do we." - George Bush
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
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Yay! That was a great meet, I had a good time and a good nights sleep too, even with the cymbol incident.

Thankyou Steve & Gill, and Ginger. :)
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 From:  koswix  
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(fail)


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  dyl     
33076.481 In reply to 33076.476 
Kos is the worst snorer I've ever slept with. And at one point he farted right in my face.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
33076.482 In reply to 33076.465 

Lovely to meet you Lindy!

 

And nice to see everyone else again too.

 

Big thanks to the Manthorp family as always, I don't know how they put up with us tbh x a gigabyte.

 


Sorry for being a bit loud in the bedroom....



The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  dyl     
33076.483 In reply to 33076.476 
I've just realise. We were thrown by the fact that we were sleeping with a snake too. But that's "Kenny is naked". Which he was, at one point.
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 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
33076.484 In reply to 33076.481 

Kos does indeed snore very, very loudly. As for the farting, I can not comment, I was blessedly further away from him than poor old Boff.

 

Well played all, and many, many thanks to Manthorp + family.

 

<doffs cap and bows>

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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Mouse      
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There was a bit in today's Observer about teleportation :>. Serendipity.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  craig (CHARTLEY)     
33076.486 In reply to 33076.484 

I have a cold :((

 

:-$



The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
33076.487 In reply to 33076.483 
Not completely naked :{ (I seem to often be accused of being naked when I am in fact wearing boxer shorts. Maybe I need bigger pants.)

Anyway, it was a fantastic meat, and good to see you all and eat yorkshire puddings.

Kenny
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There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  af (CAER)     
33076.488 In reply to 33076.487 

WHERE IS PICTURES?

 

Or are you still wading through all the shit ones I took? :(

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 From:  af (CAER)  
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33076.489 
Hello! That was a fun meat :D Apologies to Kenny for pretending to ask him to get me an Irish whiskey. Pretending. Yes.

Whisky + water is now my tipple. Cos I can drink it for longer that way.

A thousand thanks to Pete for running me back to York, nay right to my car in fact -a proper gent!

It was most pleasant to meat you all :D

Also, here are photo which I shall also post in a separate thread, also.

Also.
Caer
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  af (CAER)     
33076.490 In reply to 33076.489 
That was well timed.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  af (CAER)     
33076.491 In reply to 33076.489 


What... the...?
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 From:  af (CAER)  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
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vrooommmrrrrummmmmm neeeeooowwwww r-r-r-r-r-r-rrrrrr!
Caer
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