If no one's swapped with you feel free to use mine up there.
Everyone else: mouse is worried about his phone battery dieing so if you're relaying on him as your contact point for finding the pub feel free to take down my number as a backup.
The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure. |