Teh ForumNorthern Meat (now 10th Nov)

 

Press Ctrl+Enter to quickly submit your post
Quick Reply  
 
 
  
 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  koswix     
33076.442 In reply to 33076.433 
Trigger, obviously.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
33076.443 In reply to 33076.435 
But you ALWAYS look crap. From the front.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  koswix  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.444 In reply to 33076.442 
I'll leave the back fungus at home this time.


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  koswix     
33076.445 In reply to 33076.444 
I'll not recognise you...

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.446 In reply to 33076.440 
Yay, I'll bring my balaclava and shotgun. :D
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
33076.447 In reply to 33076.437 
I will be at York train station at 12.30, on the same train as Dyl (I hope).

I will be holding a sign saying:

Linn (INDYLS)
Welcome to York

I am about 6 foot tall, long shit hair and a black coat.

I shall PM you my mobile in case of badness. Although badness doesn't really happen in York anymore. Unless I can get them Scottishes to hold some cross bows within the walls of York.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.448 In reply to 33076.447 
*packs crossbow*


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Mouse   
 To:  koswix     
33076.449 In reply to 33076.448 
*packs..... BIGGER crossbow* :Y
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.450 In reply to 33076.449 
*packs cunt hat* :Y :Y :C


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.451 In reply to 33076.449 

<looks at mini-crossbow>

 

You just had to go one better didn't you :-((

---

The intelligence of American Politics

"Our enemy is innovative and resourceful. And so are we."
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither do we." - George Bush
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Dave!!     
33076.452 In reply to 33076.451 
Dude, Kos has packed a Cunt Hat apparently. How does that rate amongst mine and your various sized cross bows? :|
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  koswix     
33076.453 In reply to 33076.448 
All I'm bringing is Bioshock for Dyl, a can of deodourant and my degree thesis :(
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  ALL
33076.454 In reply to 33076.453 
I don't have any of the Scotches numbers any more. If anyone's still up, want to swap?
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  af (CAER)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
33076.455 In reply to 33076.426 
You might have to give me+Bob a lift, depends how much I feel like drinking. If I don't, I also can provide taxi service.
Caer
Click here for free clicking sound.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  dyl  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
33076.456 In reply to 33076.439 
I am shorter and wider than Mouse and have far less hair and a mini beard. I will be with him getting off the train arriving at York at 12:32 from Sheffield and Leeds if all goes according to plan.

0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  dyl  
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
33076.457 In reply to 33076.437 
Dammit, that was meant to be to you.

0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  koswix  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
33076.458 In reply to 33076.454 
Mine's xxxxx xxx xxx


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  koswix     
33076.459 In reply to 33076.458 
Cheers chuck. See you guys at waverly!
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Rich  
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)     
33076.460 In reply to 33076.459 
Can I swap numbers with somebody? It's been a while and all that.

Rich - e - w - m
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.461 In reply to 33076.452 
I think we're fucked to be frank. Kos's magnificent cunt hat will own us all :'-(
---

The intelligence of American Politics

"Our enemy is innovative and resourceful. And so are we."
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither do we." - George Bush
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

Reply to All  
 

1–20  …  401–420  421–440  441–460  461–480  …  501–518

Rate my interest:

Adjust text size : Smaller 10 Larger

Beehive Forum 1.5.2 |  FAQ |  Docs |  Support |  Donate! ©2002 - 2024 Project Beehive Forum

Forum Stats