Are you in York already?
I've just checked the train times and teh scotches should be in the Maltings (linked to up there somewhere) by about 13:15.
Others may be there earlier though.
The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure. |