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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
33076.33 In reply to 33076.30 
PLUS you'll get utter pride of place in the dog basket. Even above Kenny for whom the dog holds a particular and somewhat worrying affection.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.34 In reply to 33076.33 
I'd be more than happy to have Linn on top of me in the dog basket positionings.

Kenny
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There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
33076.35 In reply to 33076.34 
Always the gent.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
33076.36 In reply to 33076.34 
Now I'm definately going to try to clear my calander!

:D

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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
33076.37 In reply to 33076.36 
You definitely should come, Yorks ace. I think we should pop into Blades and wave some broad swords about.
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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.38 In reply to 33076.37 
In all honesty, I would love to come and meet you all. Waving swords about would be icing on the cake!

Thanks.
 
:)



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 From:  bob (BOBFARRELL)  
 To:  af (CAER)     
33076.39 In reply to 33076.26 
Sure whatever.
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 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.40 In reply to 33076.33 

Kind people of teh. May I join in this fine meet please?

 

Dearest Manthorp, may I crash upon a small section of dog basket, or possibly neighbouring real estate, for example door mat area or similar.

 

Finally, Mr Kenny, will you be traveling from Glasgow down? If so, may I travel in your packpack (if so, I promise to wear light clothes) or if not, what's the best way to travel in a southward direction?

 

I thenk you.

 

<goes to book weekend off work>

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  craig (CHARTLEY)     
33076.41 In reply to 33076.40 
I've found that the best way to get to Yorkshire is by train, and if you can book suitably far in advance, there are the occasional cheap tickets to be had. Of course, that all depends on deciding on a date and all that. I think we probably need to wait until Mr Manthrob confirms his Malaysian mediafag commitments.

Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  craig (CHARTLEY)     
33076.42 In reply to 33076.40 
Scotch Invasion of teh Northern Meat! I like it!


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  koswix     
33076.43 In reply to 33076.42 
Yarr!!

Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
33076.44 In reply to 33076.43 

Hmm.. if you two end up going the East Coast route we could potentialy synchronise watches and get pissed early on the train down...

 

Or that migh tbe an entirely messy idea :$



The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  craig (CHARTLEY)     
33076.45 In reply to 33076.40 
Craig, thrice welcome. Craig'n'Kenny, I'll get confirmation whether or not I'm off to Malaysia next wek if possible.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  koswix     
33076.46 In reply to 33076.44 
Certainly! There's a good chance of that, because the train to Leeds goes the east coast mainline via Edinburgh. It might get very messy. Yay!

Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.47 In reply to 33076.45 
I thank you very much sir to say the least. If you are going to Malaysia, can I sleep in one of the cupboards? I could do with popping out there and getting a nice, cheap car.
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 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
33076.48 In reply to 33076.41 

Ahar, a train based form of transport sounds pleasing, and hopefully, economical.

 

And Kos, an invasion indeed, although I'm not taking any weapons. It's a pleasant invasion, not one of those angry ones!

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
33076.49 In reply to 33076.46 
I'll bring the sick bags...


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
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33076.50 In reply to 33076.1 
Hello. I haven't really been paying attention to this as I've been a bit busy (starting teacher training fwiw). However, if it's a weekend I could feasibly join in the angry scottish invasion too. It's the 20th of October yeah? I shall pencil it in to my (very professional looking) diary. :)
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
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33076.51 In reply to 33076.50 
Although I guess the dog basket may be getting quite full by this point...
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 From:  Mouse   
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33076.52 
Ffs, we better have someone coming from the North East to translate all the Scortish for me. :@
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