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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
33076.303 In reply to 33076.301 
*as long as they're nice and bland.


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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  koswix     
33076.304 In reply to 33076.303 
Yep. :] Though I prefer smoked bacon to plain stuff.
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 From:  Voltane  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
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And don't forget the three tons of tomato ketchup you'll be needing.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Voltane     
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I only have ketchup with cheese and noodles.
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 From:  af (CAER)  
 To:  Manthorp     
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<raises hand>

 

Bob and I shall be requiring dog-basket places.

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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  Manthorp     
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Mr Steve,
We'd need a couple of spots too (we'll have sleeping bags etc anyway). However! If it looks too crowded, we could easily find a b&b in York or something.

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 From:  Woggy  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
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Fucking hell, i hope steve's got a mansion.
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  Woggy     
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:'D yeah, I know... it's getting a bit silly really, I can't remember his house being that big - maybe he has a basement now :Y
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
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I think it'll be more of a top-and-tail situation.
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 From:  Woggy  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
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You don't want to end up in the basement. Have you seen 'A Stir of Echoes'
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
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There's always enough room. If we have to share rooms, then so be it. We'll be fine.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)  
 To:  Manthorp     
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I do hope you can allow us Scottishes to have a seperate wing of the mansion.

 

Might help reduce fighting.

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  craig (CHARTLEY)     
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You have the backyard all to yourselves.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Rich (RICARD00)  
 To:  Manthorp     
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This meat looks a bit good.

 

I am gutted to be missing it.


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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  Rich (RICARD00)     
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Yeah, I don't think there'll be another turnout of this magnitude for a while :( we'll... do something to remember you by (I'd rather not say).
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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
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Are you volunteering?!
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
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That's what the top-and-tailing's for.
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  Dave!!     
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8-O .... I don't think so - girlie will be with me :C :B
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 From:  Mouse   
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Where / when are we meeting then?

 

What time are the SCots getting into Leeds?

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.322 In reply to 33076.321 
Hull, dude. Hull.

Kenny
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