Teh ForumNorthern Meat (now 10th Nov)

  

Press Ctrl+Enter to quickly submit your post
Quick Reply  
 
 
  
 From:  koswix   19 Oct 2007 22:12 
 To:  Manthorp      293 of 518 
33076.293 In reply to 33076.291 
I bags being on top.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  koswix   19 Oct 2007 22:12 
 To:  Rich (RICARD00)      294 of 518 
33076.294 In reply to 33076.292 
Yes, or possibly the 17th.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   19 Oct 2007 22:30 
 To:  Manthorp      295 of 518 
33076.295 In reply to 33076.291 
Needless to say, I shall be requiring dog-basketage, and possibly some soggy leaves.
Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  dyl   20 Oct 2007 03:22 
 To:  Manthorp      296 of 518 
33076.296 In reply to 33076.291 
Possibly.

0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)   20 Oct 2007 03:54 
 To:  Manthorp      297 of 518 
33076.297 In reply to 33076.291 

Sir!

 

Could I please have a place in the dog basket?!

 

<doffs cap>

 

(most certainly of the butcher variety, the more tears of a cow contained in food, the better!)
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   20 Oct 2007 11:04 
 To:  Manthorp      298 of 518 
33076.298 In reply to 33076.291 
One full blooded, non-vegetarian, hearty meat endowed breakfast and dog basket order from me please, sir!
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   20 Oct 2007 11:20 
 To:  Manthorp      299 of 518 
33076.299 In reply to 33076.291 
(And by "soggy leaves", I don't mean the vegetarian breakfast option, obviously. I am still very much pro-eating-dead-animals. I had the misfortune of sampling vegetarian bacon last weekend, and it made me realise that all the death and carnage of real bacon is entirely worth it.
Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  koswix   20 Oct 2007 11:45 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      300 of 518 
33076.300 In reply to 33076.299 
We've still got loads of cardboard boxes from our move. I could fry some of them up for you if you'd like to recreate the vegi bacon experience.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   20 Oct 2007 13:29 
 To:  Manthorp      301 of 518 
33076.301 In reply to 33076.291 
Can I reserve a spot for myself and probably my brother too, both willing to eat dead animals. :)
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  koswix   20 Oct 2007 13:44 
 To:  Manthorp      302 of 518 
33076.302 In reply to 33076.291 
Do you need us to bring anything in the way of sleeping bags etc? It could be like backpacking gone wrong.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  koswix   20 Oct 2007 13:56 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      303 of 518 
33076.303 In reply to 33076.301 
*as long as they're nice and bland.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   20 Oct 2007 14:37 
 To:  koswix      304 of 518 
33076.304 In reply to 33076.303 
Yep. :] Though I prefer smoked bacon to plain stuff.

0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Voltane   20 Oct 2007 19:46 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      305 of 518 
33076.305 In reply to 33076.304 
And don't forget the three tons of tomato ketchup you'll be needing.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   20 Oct 2007 20:07 
 To:  Voltane      306 of 518 
33076.306 In reply to 33076.305 
I only have ketchup with cheese and noodles.

0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  af (CAER)   20 Oct 2007 20:28 
 To:  Manthorp      307 of 518 
33076.307 In reply to 33076.291 

<raises hand>

 

Bob and I shall be requiring dog-basket places.

Caer
Click here for free clicking sound.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   21 Oct 2007 12:25 
 To:  Manthorp      308 of 518 
33076.308 In reply to 33076.291 

Mr Steve,
We'd need a couple of spots too (we'll have sleeping bags etc anyway). However! If it looks too crowded, we could easily find a b&b in York or something.

[...Insert Brain Here...]
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Woggy   21 Oct 2007 16:38 
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)      309 of 518 
33076.309 In reply to 33076.308 
Fucking hell, i hope steve's got a mansion.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   21 Oct 2007 18:18 
 To:  Woggy      310 of 518 
33076.310 In reply to 33076.309 
:'D yeah, I know... it's getting a bit silly really, I can't remember his house being that big - maybe he has a basement now :Y
[...Insert Brain Here...]
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   21 Oct 2007 18:25 
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)      311 of 518 
33076.311 In reply to 33076.310 
I think it'll be more of a top-and-tail situation.
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

 From:  Woggy   21 Oct 2007 18:37 
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)      312 of 518 
33076.312 In reply to 33076.310 
You don't want to end up in the basement. Have you seen 'A Stir of Echoes'
0/0
 Reply   Quote More 

Reply to All  
 

1–20  …  241–260  261–280  281–300  301–320  …  501–518

Rate my interest:

Adjust text size : Smaller 10 Larger

Beehive Forum 1.5.2 |  FAQ |  Docs |  Support |  Donate! ©2002 - 2024 Project Beehive Forum

Forum Stats