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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   14 Oct 2007 22:04 
 To:  koswix      285 of 518 
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You've already booked train tickets haven't you? I'm sure you mentioned doing so further up t'thread.

 

Anyway, in case there's any doubt - the Northern Meat will take place on 10th November, in York, from early-mid afternoon onwards, starting at a suitable starting location, and then moving to steadily more unsuitable locations as the day progresses. I'm leaving that side of things to the Yorkshirers.

Kenny
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There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  koswix   14 Oct 2007 22:16 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      286 of 518 
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Oh bollocks, I can't make the 10th. Can we do the weekend after?

 


(Hint: I'm attempting (badly) to wind up Mousington)


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Dave!!   14 Oct 2007 22:32 
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Everyone ready for this then?


Yes. :)
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   15 Oct 2007 09:20 
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BRING IT ON :@
[...Insert Brain Here...]
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 From:  Mouse    15 Oct 2007 14:50 
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I'm going to beat your pimply Scottish arse within the walls of York :@
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 From:  koswix   15 Oct 2007 14:56 
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8-O

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Manthorp   19 Oct 2007 22:01 
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Hate to do this, but could we have a dog basket update?

All basketees welcome, but it's good to get the sausage, bacon and egg order in early with Richard Chamley, Butcher. (and to get the Linda McCartney's in for the veggies). Also useful to know how many crates of vodka are required.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Rich (RICARD00)   19 Oct 2007 22:11 
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Are we definately the 10th?

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 From:  koswix   19 Oct 2007 22:12 
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I bags being on top.

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 From:  koswix   19 Oct 2007 22:12 
 To:  Rich (RICARD00)      294 of 518 
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Yes, or possibly the 17th.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   19 Oct 2007 22:30 
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Needless to say, I shall be requiring dog-basketage, and possibly some soggy leaves.
Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
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There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  dyl   20 Oct 2007 03:22 
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Possibly.

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 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)   20 Oct 2007 03:54 
 To:  Manthorp      297 of 518 
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Sir!

 

Could I please have a place in the dog basket?!

 

<doffs cap>

 

(most certainly of the butcher variety, the more tears of a cow contained in food, the better!)
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   20 Oct 2007 11:04 
 To:  Manthorp      298 of 518 
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One full blooded, non-vegetarian, hearty meat endowed breakfast and dog basket order from me please, sir!
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   20 Oct 2007 11:20 
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(And by "soggy leaves", I don't mean the vegetarian breakfast option, obviously. I am still very much pro-eating-dead-animals. I had the misfortune of sampling vegetarian bacon last weekend, and it made me realise that all the death and carnage of real bacon is entirely worth it.
Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  koswix   20 Oct 2007 11:45 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      300 of 518 
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We've still got loads of cardboard boxes from our move. I could fry some of them up for you if you'd like to recreate the vegi bacon experience.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   20 Oct 2007 13:29 
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Can I reserve a spot for myself and probably my brother too, both willing to eat dead animals. :)
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 From:  koswix   20 Oct 2007 13:44 
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Do you need us to bring anything in the way of sleeping bags etc? It could be like backpacking gone wrong.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  koswix   20 Oct 2007 13:56 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      303 of 518 
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*as long as they're nice and bland.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   20 Oct 2007 14:37 
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Yep. :] Though I prefer smoked bacon to plain stuff.

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