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 From:  craig (CHARTLEY)   3 Oct 2007 14:06 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      269 of 518 
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Excellent, I shall pack a water gun and maybe even some water baloons. Can someone bring the water?
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   3 Oct 2007 14:18 
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York/Leeds people: Is Barkston Ash/Tadcaster a nice area?
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&q=LS249PU&ie=UTF8&ll=53.833081,-1.257935&spn=0.0466,0.11673&t=h&z=13&om=1

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 From:  koswix   3 Oct 2007 18:17 
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Tadcaster has always made me think of some sort of penis manufacturing job title.

 

I've never been there though, but I wanted to share the above anyway.


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)   3 Oct 2007 21:39 
 To:  koswix      272 of 518 
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I used to live in Littlehampton :C
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 From:  koswix   3 Oct 2007 21:53 
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)      273 of 518 
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(giggle)

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Manthorp   4 Oct 2007 00:07 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      274 of 518 
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Only driven through it once. They make beer there, if that's any help.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  af (CAER)   4 Oct 2007 16:13 
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I want to drive through Maidenhead. As it were.
Caer Click here for free clicking sound.
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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)   4 Oct 2007 19:53 
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Stopping only to buy a copy of the local contact magazine the Maidenhead Advertiser
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 From:  Voltane   6 Oct 2007 02:31 
 To:  dyl      277 of 518 
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quote: dyl
Some good news, anyway - now the 27th meat is off, I am doing sound for the heavy metal Abba tribute band after all.


Let me know if they're any good. Might be able to go to a Halloween gig they're playing.
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 From:  johngti_mk-ii   6 Oct 2007 08:54 
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Talking about gigs, ahem.

(Sorry)

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 From:  Voltane   6 Oct 2007 14:37 
 To:  johngti_mk-ii      279 of 518 
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Added to the calender, not sure if i'll be able to make it, though.
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 From:  johngti_mk-ii   6 Oct 2007 14:50 
 To:  Voltane      280 of 518 
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Hehehe - no problems :) I realise that that far south east can be a bit of a struggle. It'd be cool to see you there, though!

Add THE VETOES to your myspace friends!!! Pretty please :D
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 From:  Mouse    14 Oct 2007 19:02 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      281 of 518 
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Everyone ready for this then? I tihnk I've manage to committ Dyl to come by saying I'll bring his mandolin case what I owe him.
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 From:  koswix   14 Oct 2007 19:50 
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Oh shit, have we finalised a date?

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Mouse    14 Oct 2007 20:30 
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Yes. :@
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 From:  koswix   14 Oct 2007 20:45 
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So what date are we going for? Should I book train tickets and stuff?

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   14 Oct 2007 22:04 
 To:  koswix      285 of 518 
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You've already booked train tickets haven't you? I'm sure you mentioned doing so further up t'thread.

 

Anyway, in case there's any doubt - the Northern Meat will take place on 10th November, in York, from early-mid afternoon onwards, starting at a suitable starting location, and then moving to steadily more unsuitable locations as the day progresses. I'm leaving that side of things to the Yorkshirers.

Kenny
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 From:  koswix   14 Oct 2007 22:16 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      286 of 518 
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Oh bollocks, I can't make the 10th. Can we do the weekend after?

 


(Hint: I'm attempting (badly) to wind up Mousington)


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Dave!!   14 Oct 2007 22:32 
 To:  Mouse       287 of 518 
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quote:
Everyone ready for this then?


Yes. :)
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   15 Oct 2007 09:20 
 To:  Mouse       288 of 518 
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BRING IT ON :@
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