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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.212 In reply to 33076.211 
STEP AWAY FROM TEH MEAT, MOUSE :Y


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
33076.213 In reply to 33076.202 
Of course you can, Serge, as long as you don't play Hide the Snake again. Or not the literal version, anyway.

York is in York, whereas Manthorp Towers is in Steeton. The key difference is that we have Richard Chamley, Butcher, and they have a Minster. We're not prepared to swap.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
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Sorry - was away all day in London again, so I couldn't post. Any chance we could make it the 14th of Doctem@~%^$*explodes*

 

But anyway - I think the important thing right now is for Lindy to be safe in the knowledge that the date isn't going to change unless she gets a fantabulous flight deal on another date or something.

 

My experiences of Zoom have been adequate, but emotionally fraught, and a damn sight more expensive than most, what with booking return flights, then having to change the return leg, TWICE. Legroom was just about adequate. I can remember that the pasta they served was possibly the worst food I've ever had on an aircraft, and possibly the worst food I've ever had anywhere. Except maybe that restaurant in Pisa, where they served us microwaved pasta in foil containers, possibly from the same batch as Zoom got.

 

Air Canada, I haven't flown with for about 10 years, so can't really comment. There was another lot starting up doing cheap flights between the UK and Canada, but I never found out what they were like before it all went pear-shaped. These days, I'm off transatlantic travel.


Kenny
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One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
33076.215 In reply to 33076.214 

Fucking hell man, don't try and sell that flight or anything will you?

 

Btw, modnazis. If you could add/alter to the tiltle of this thread saying something indicating that the North foreverescheduled meat is now on the 10TH OF NOVEMBER, that would be grand. Also, you shoud make it sticky, just in case any members of Red Watch happen to be surfing.

 

I would be thankful theodore.

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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.216 In reply to 33076.215 
sticky 'till 00:00 on 10th Nov

I am not sure if that's the beginning or end of the day, beginning I should think.

Jon
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.217 In reply to 33076.213 

Hurrah! I shall negotiate with my girlie (who's likely to be the only one playing snake games nowadays :C ), and I'll let you know.

 

Train tickets look ok too, it could work out at about £90 for all that for both of us - although I so wish we had a car instead... Ah well, next meat might be 'motorised'.

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 From:  Voltane  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
33076.218 In reply to 33076.217 
Well I was looking at whether I could afford this but i'm at Heaven and Hell on the 10th so another Northern Meet i'll have to miss.

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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  Voltane     
33076.219 In reply to 33076.218 
Awh :( next one then - if we have a car by then and teh hasn't banned me, we could take you there. Maybe. Too far in advance to think about it.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Voltane     
33076.220 In reply to 33076.218 
We could look at changing the da<dies>


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.221 In reply to 33076.1 
So is it definitely absolutely finally the tenth Nov?
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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
33076.222 In reply to 33076.221 
Well, it might be...
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The intelligence of American Politics

"Actually I thought we were going to do fine yesterday. Shows what I know!" - George Bush (just after the US mid-term elections)
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
33076.223 In reply to 33076.221 

Looks like it. Come along Pete, let's make it a /huge/ meat and show them northeners that they're not alone :{)

 

(and we're coming along too, 95% sure)

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 From:  Mouse   
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Right so, I have tried to make the inital post's list up to date. Those still to confirm the new date are:

 

Andy Caer
Ricard00
bob
Boff
Ant
PB
Rich
Greg

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
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Nyaarrrghhhhh!!!

 

Don't worry, this isn't a "can we change the date?" Nyaarrrghhhhh, but bloody hell thetrainline.com's getting on my tits today. First time in, it told me there were no trains between Glasgow and York. Then I went in again, and it found some, and let me chose my train, and showed me the ticket prices, and then I decided to see if I could work out how the shopping basket worked, and somehow ended up losing the booking (for future reference, if you get to stage 6 of the booking process, the ticket is added to your basket. That's the ONLY WAY). THEN I went back in, and the ticket I'd booked wasn't available on the train I'd booked it for, but I managed to book another ticket at the same price at something approximating the same train*, tried to pay, and it didn't get to the confirmation screen. Phoned support, they confirmed that payment hadn't gone through, and I should try again. Tried again, got a message saying that payment hadn't been authorised. Tried another card. Same thing. Tried another card. Same thing. Gave up, and I'm going to go and speak to a human being at a train station to see if I can get the tickets I'm after. Useless bastards.

 

*Original was 9:30 Glasgow -> Edinburgh, 10:30 Edinburgh -> York.
Second attempt was 9:20 Glasgow -> York, which is the same train as gets to Edinburgh at 10:30. Madness.


Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
33076.226 In reply to 33076.225 
Oh dear.. Could they not do it over the phone?
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.227 In reply to 33076.226 
That'd be much too simple. I'm hoping that if I go to a station and talk to a real person, I might actually get somwhere. Last time I went to Dundee, the nice man behind the counter told me it was cheaper to get a single to Perth, and a single from Perth to Dundee than it was to get a single to Dundee. He was right!

Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.228 In reply to 33076.226 
Ahahah - that's SO last year, get with the Web 2.0 dude. :{)
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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.229 In reply to 33076.226 
Some good news, anyway - now the 27th meat is off, I am doing sound for the heavy metal Abba tribute band after all.

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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  dyl     
33076.230 In reply to 33076.229 
Woo, I have been telling people about that band. The name alone makes me want to come along.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.231 In reply to 33076.224 
I'm 90% sure I'll be there. :)

Need to check with my brother, book hotel for the preceeding week and reserve the time off work, but that should all be okay.
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