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From:	Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)	22 Sep 2007 21:55
To:	Mouse	152 of 518

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"RURGH!"

In a James Brown styleeee.

Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.

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From:	koswix	23 Sep 2007 00:48
To:	Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)	153 of 518

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Rurgh.

On the condition that someone checks the train times and my diary first.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.

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From:	Mouse	23 Sep 2007 12:49
To:	Rich (RICARD00)	154 of 518

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What about you on the 27th? Can you make that?

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From:	Rich (RICARD00)	23 Sep 2007 13:36
To:	Mouse	155 of 518

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RURGH!

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From:	Mouse	23 Sep 2007 13:49
To:	Rich (RICARD00)	156 of 518

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Hurrah!

<alters first post>

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From:	Linn (INDYLS)	23 Sep 2007 22:16
To:	Manthorp	157 of 518

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I don't think you have said how you feel about a change of date? You do have some say afterall, being owner of the highly desired dog bed and all. Airfares are all over the place from day to day from here - from nearly free to take out a mortgage. I will come for sure if I can get the nearly free rate, but you guys need to firm up a date.

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From:	Manthorp	23 Sep 2007 22:29
To:	Linn (INDYLS)	158 of 518

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All is equal with me. There is, I suppose, a faint possibility that I might win two simultaneous short delivery time contracts, and dog-basketees could end up helping me write a computer game based on Knaresborough Castle and a flash-artfag mob social networking site. But as long as you're all prepared to do that for a hearty breakfast and unlimited decent coffee, then we're good. Come on over, Lindy. "We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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From:	DrBoff (BOFF)	23 Sep 2007 22:38
To:	ALL	159 of 518

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Does anyone have any objections to the 27th instead then?

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From:	craig (CHARTLEY)	23 Sep 2007 22:49
To:	DrBoff (BOFF)	160 of 518

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YES!

Oh, my mistake. I mean no, I do not object.

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From:	Rich (RICARD00)	23 Sep 2007 23:55
To:	Manthorp	161 of 518

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How polite and unseedy of you to pass up the oppertunity of Double Entendre.

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From:	Manthorp	24 Sep 2007 00:13
To:	Rich (RICARD00)	162 of 518

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Re: firmness? Being in a constant state of tumescence, it never occurred to me. "We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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From:	dyl	24 Sep 2007 02:44
To:	DrBoff (BOFF)	163 of 518

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I am probably still just as likely/unlikely to turn up whichever date it's on. Unless I've got a gig I've forgotten about. I definitely don't have a gig on the 13th, but it's possible I've forgotten about one on that other date. Fairly unlikely, though.

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From:	JonCooper	24 Sep 2007 07:49
To:	Manthorp	164 of 518

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I rather think he means the last line of #158 ;-) Jon

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From:	Manthorp	24 Sep 2007 10:57
To:	JonCooper	165 of 518

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Oh, I SEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Well, it does neither of you any credit that you have such smutty minds.

I should have said that if she comes across the Atlantic we'll soon lick her into shape.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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From:	koswix	24 Sep 2007 12:32
To:	DrBoff (BOFF)	166 of 518

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Reet - have checked diary and I can do 27th :-) The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.

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From:	Mouse	24 Sep 2007 12:39
To:	ALL	167 of 518

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Let us cast the 27th in some kind of permanent form then. Maybe Manthorp can carve the date in a ball or something.

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From:	Dave!!	24 Sep 2007 13:23
To:	Mouse	168 of 518

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I wonder which ball that would be... --- The intelligence of American Politics "Actually I thought we were going to do fine yesterday. Shows what I know!" - George Bush (just after the US mid-term elections)

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From:	Manthorp	24 Sep 2007 13:44
To:	Dave!!	169 of 518

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Thank your lucky stars you're not overnighting it... "We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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From:	af (CAER)	24 Sep 2007 15:50
To:	Manthorp	170 of 518

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quote: if she comes across the Atlantic we'll soon lick her into shape. Gotta be quite some force behind that... 27th is just as good as 20th for me (and possibly Bob).

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From:	Linn (INDYLS)	24 Sep 2007 16:05
To:	Manthorp	171 of 518

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This gets more enticing by the minute.

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