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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  koswix     
33076.15 In reply to 33076.14 
You obviously know how to party. 
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
33076.16 In reply to 33076.15 

I (heart) poirates.

 

(fail)



The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  koswix     
33076.17 In reply to 33076.16 
Who doesn't! 

Sadly, your party plans are destined to fall to pieces when everyone shows up wearing eye patches and peg legs.  
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
33076.18 In reply to 33076.17 
Hey, I'd dress as a Ninja! ...well, I would if it wouldn't mean buying everyone a drink. :S
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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
33076.19 In reply to 33076.5 
They are rather excellent. I met them at a wedding where I was sitting at the same table as them, and they played later that night. They managed to make all their songs be about Dan and Jess (the newly-weds). The first song they played was "Dan and Jess" and the lyrics were "Dan and Jess. Dan and Jess. Dan and Jess. Dan and Jess" and so on.

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 From:  ian  
 To:  koswix     
33076.20 In reply to 33076.16 

I was dressed as a pirate on Sunday. Admittedly my costume was not as elaborate as some of my friends but I was a pirate none the less.

 

This also reminds me that I need to get my Ninja suit back from my friend!

 

Heeiii-yarrr!


ian gunn
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  ian     
33076.21 In reply to 33076.20 
(worship)


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.22 In reply to 33076.12 

I say a tentative yes for that assuming nothing urgent pops up then.

 

Pirate wise, I remember feeling very jealous of one of my mates a few months back. He works for Odeon cinemas and was actually asked to spend the day dressed up as a pirate when the last Pirates of the Caribbean film came out. Yes. He spent a day at work as a pirate and got paid for it too. Git. :(

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 From:  milko  
 To:  Dave!!     
33076.23 In reply to 33076.22 
On the other hand, he has to work at a cinema.

milko
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 From:  Mouse   
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.24 
Will sir be coming to jump through some trees and possibly off a bridge?
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 From:  af (CAER)  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.25 In reply to 33076.1 
I ought to be able to come to this Meat, and I reckon Bob'd be up for it also. I shall ask him.
Caer
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 From:  af (CAER)  
 To:  bob (BOBFARRELL)     
33076.26 In reply to 33076.1 
Are you coming?
Caer
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.27 In reply to 33076.24 
Aye, I'll be there with one proviso: I've been provisionally booked to speak at a mediafag conference in Malaysia some time in October. But I should know my dates (if any) soon.

ASSUMING I am in attendance, the dog basket is thrown open, as ever, to anybody whose online moniker doesn't rhyme with Spazzo.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.28 In reply to 33076.27 
You guys are so mean.

:D


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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
33076.29 In reply to 33076.28 
Your name rhymes with sin, therefore you are not only invited, but given A list sit-next-to-Manthorp-and-get-uncomfortably-pawed guest status.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.30 In reply to 33076.29 
Definately worth the price of the ticket. I'll check my calendar.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.31 In reply to 33076.29 
You bastard. You prosed that position to me for the next meat :-((


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Rich (RICARD00)  
 To:  Mouse      
33076.32 In reply to 33076.12 
No good for me, I'll catch you cunts at the next one.

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
33076.33 In reply to 33076.30 
PLUS you'll get utter pride of place in the dog basket. Even above Kenny for whom the dog holds a particular and somewhat worrying affection.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33076.34 In reply to 33076.33 
I'd be more than happy to have Linn on top of me in the dog basket positionings.

Kenny
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