I don't, as I am most certainly too moody for him. I imagine it will go something like this.

"I need you to make it so when they load the page it says, really loudly, 'Welcome to Uncle Bob's Anal Playhouse!!!'"

"Yeah, I'm not going to do that. That would be retarded and annoying. What if someone's browsing at work? Do you want people to not shop your site when they're on their lunch break at work?"

"Why are you so moody? You're fired!"

Thing is, he's right.

Then again, I grew a lot as a person and learned a lot of things as a freelance developer that I'd never have learned (or grown) if I'd stayed in a secure job.

I just never really had much money.