HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
	AWSUM THX
		VISIBLE FILE
	O NOES
		INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
	YARLY
		BTW this is true
		VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"
	NOWAI
		BTW this is false
		VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"
	KTHX
KTHXBYE

I like "O NOES" to catch exceptions.

I'm going to have to try the .NET implementation.

It just looks like MSIL to me :)

Have you looked through some of the keywords? :D

GTFO = break out of innermost loop

LOL MYAGE R 5 = Assigns 5 to variable MYAGE

and the best keyword:

N = ... ?

Also... There'll be a .NET compiler :D http://www.lolcode.com/implementations/lolcode.net

Great find Andy :D

WTF COLOR   BTW could be WTF IZ COLOR or WTF COLOR? or WTF IZ COLOR?
      OMG R
          VISIBLE "RED FISH"
          GTFO
      OMG Y
          VISIBLE "YELLOW FISH"
      OMG G
      OMG B
          VISIBLE "FISH HAS A FLAVOR"
          GTFO
      OMGWTF
          VISIBLE "FISH IS TRANSPARENT"
OIC

We in the Tory Party have struggled long and hard to work ourselves up into a foaming rage about most things - some of them quite trivial - and I'll thank you not to look askance at our efforts.

On this occasion, Rendle has quite rightly brought you up short for being generally pissy about everything recently. What's with that? Do you need defragging or rebooting, or something?

Ah. This would describe my position well.

It's like I've got a pair of sticks here in Montreal and the other end is in Toronto and I have to work out everything I do using just the sticks. Fun!