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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   3 Aug 2009 02:02 
 To:  Manthorp      86 of 119 
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Lynch him.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   3 Aug 2009 07:03 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      87 of 119 
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bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   3 Aug 2009 07:05 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      88 of 119 
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Good work, thanks.
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 From:  Manthorp   3 Aug 2009 11:18 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      89 of 119 
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Fate worse than death, that.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   3 Aug 2009 11:46 
 To:  Manthorp      90 of 119 
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Admit it, you felt a stirring in your loins.

bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  graphitone   3 Aug 2009 13:06 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      91 of 119 
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That's just the whisk he's got down his pants.

 

Randy pan that he is.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   3 Aug 2009 13:31 
 To:  graphitone      92 of 119 
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It's his 'charm enhancer'.

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 From:  koswix   3 Aug 2009 16:00 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      93 of 119 
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I thought that was the rohypnol.

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   3 Aug 2009 16:41 
 To:  koswix      94 of 119 
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They work together. Like two-part epoxy, only not as good at mending broken china.

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 From:  paul   3 Aug 2009 18:53 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      95 of 119 
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Or wooden balls.
ep
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   3 Aug 2009 19:49 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)       96 of 119 
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I'd like to nominate EP for the Split Wood award for teh internal referential referencing. But it's 2009.

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 From:  yung   14 Aug 2009 14:29 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)       97 of 119 
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kljkljljkljlj
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 From:  Mouse   14 Aug 2009 14:35 
 To:  yung      98 of 119 
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Your fingers are too fat for the keyboard. To order a Typing Wand mash the keyboard with your fist.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Pamplemousse (DIETDRPEPPER)   28 Aug 2009 12:55 
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S = 5 = 101 = lol
This is a signature.
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 From:  graphitone   10 Sep 2009 08:29 
 To:  Pamplemousse (DIETDRPEPPER)      100 of 119 
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Your knowledge and blatent disregard for discretion concerning the alphabet, numbers, binary and acronyms disturbs me.
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 From:  Manthorp   10 Sep 2009 10:45 
 To:  graphitone      101 of 119 
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Dagnabbit, you got me all excited. I saw the new post and was almost certain that Kenny had started the voting.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone   14 Sep 2009 14:36 
 To:  Manthorp      102 of 119 
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At the risk of getting you excited again...

 

It really doesn't take much to get you all excited does it?! :Y
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 From:  Manthorp   14 Sep 2009 15:31 
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I live in a state of almost constant excitation. I fear for my poor heart.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone   15 Sep 2009 16:26 
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Wouldn't your heightened state of excitedness eventually seem like the norm? Then something hugely exciting would be required to get you all hepped up again... to top the already excited state you'd normally be used to.

 

Letssee, what could possibly tip you over the edge of mediocre excitedness into the world of uber-excitedness?

 

Julian Clary concert tickets?
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 From:  Manthorp   15 Sep 2009 17:17 
 To:  graphitone      105 of 119 
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I've learned to conquer excitation normalisation through breathing exercises. It's steady-state pretty-damn-excitedness.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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